Keeping Ones Pecker Up

If you answer the door late at night forgetting what you are in a state of undress, is that negligent?  And it is negligent that I have been with the house cleaning whilst the current Mrs France is away, but she who must be obeyed is back this afternoon and so,  much cleaning and scrubbing has had to ensue.  I had thought I had it covered, I had bribed my daughter with the promise of copious amounts of spending money for the coming weekend to blitz the place but she had the lack of foresight to become ill last evening, leaving me in the shit! (almost literally), at least one person to whom I spoke on the phone today asked me what all the sloshing about was in the background, and there was a time…..but I digress, I had to admit that it was me mopping whilst working!

Now Maria, who has rather foolishly decided to play golf with Dave The Fade’s group has had ample time to stop the publication of the photograph below.  She is clearly not unhappy with its publication – she is of course from up north, so there is the usual problems associated, northern accent, no shame etc. Apprently, Paul Duffy has a cover from one of his clubs which looks like  wood pecker, which had been shortened and become known as his pecker over the years.  That is as far as I understand the explanation given by Paul after his usual voracious consumption after golf.  Why a woman of good standing (despite being from up north) would want to have Pauls pecker stuffed down here cleavage escapes me, Oh to be young again

Maria with strategically placed pecker

And so to Nice for the much anticipated British Chamber Of Commerce presentation for Currencies Direct.  Actually,  its not called the British Chamber Of Commerce anymore because last year it was discovered it was being run by a dutchman, no one had apparently noticed that Ab Keijber was not a British name, so its  now the Riviera Business Club. The Aston Hotel is the venue, so a full report will follow in the days ahead.

A sarastic comment from Peter Lynn alluding to my use of neoligisms, published in the Washington Post.  What Peter perhaps does not know is that many of them were submitted by me originally – at least that is what I believe! and I finish today with an example , Is a caterpallor the colour you turn after finding a caterpiller in some fruit you are eating?

chris France

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