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wrong</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-01T14:46:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/29/12329/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140429-213806.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140429-213806.jpg</image:title><image:caption>On the lookout for someone to rescue me from the diet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-01T11:15:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/29/viagra-falls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140429-085117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140429-085117.jpg</image:title><image:caption>More dreadful modern art in Valbonne, or is it a depiction of Ron Jeremy? read on...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-29T20:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/27/normal-service-resumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140427-084435.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140427-084435.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sprog 2 braves the pool</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-28T21:24:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/26/unwise-choice-of-colour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140426-072859.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140426-072859.jpg</image:title><image:caption>An Irish pirate</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-27T15:57:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/25/anorexia-beaten/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140425-063643.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140425-063643.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Living proof that anorexia can be beaten</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-25T16:16:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/24/to-pau-less-china/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140424-025602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140424-025602.jpg</image:title><image:caption>An interesting footbridge across the river in Pamplona</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-24T14:11:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/23/robinson-crusoe-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140423-082338.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140423-082338.jpg</image:title><image:caption>As usual, the last to leave</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T18:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/22/at-last-a-pretty-fishing-village/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140422-092207.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140422-092207.jpg</image:title><image:caption>OK, this is a crap picture which does not capture the island, the port or the beaches, but it is raining this morning...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T14:45:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/20/eye-witness-guide-needs-white-stick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140420-224004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140420-224004.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Spanish coatrline</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T07:46:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/19/sea-dog-to-be-arraigned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140419-201448.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140419-201448.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Caught on camera. Dog breaks the law</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-20T13:17:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/19/there-are-warnings-of-gales-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140419-063731.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140419-063731.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A waiter pours the local cider in the traditional way</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-20T10:42:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/18/cantankerous-canine-catastrophe-in-cantabria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140418-063513.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140418-063513.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Spanish for "be nice?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-18T17:19:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/17/ferry-across-the-mercy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140417-082040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140417-082040.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Steephill Bay, close to Ventnor on the Isle Of Wight</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-17T12:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/16/fire-water-wins-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140415-181049.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140415-181049.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T12:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/15/a-ticket-to-ryde/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140415-074516.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140415-074516.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Isle Of Wight steam train experience</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-15T13:44:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/14/13-pub-failure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140414-082946.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140414-082946.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Spyglass in on the beach at Ventnor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-15T12:58:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/13/looking-through-the-spyglass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140413-091219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140413-091219.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Spyglass at Ventnor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-13T12:47:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/12/going-with-the-flow-in-cowes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140412-081128.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140412-081128.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Some of the Sprogs toys knitted by my late mother look a but sad at being stuffed in a bag</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-18T04:38:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/11/the-isle-of-wight-beckons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140410-191613.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140410-191613.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The garden of The White Hart bathed in unaccustomed sunshine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T12:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/10/jewish-lightning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140410-055307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140410-055307.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sundown in Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-10T12:53:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/09/man-flu-a-breakthrough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140409-064109.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140409-064109.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A Wild Willy Barrett mirror</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-09T12:41:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/08/spending-kids-inheritance-ski-for-short/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140408-020118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140408-020118.jpg</image:title><image:caption>the al fresco changing facilities at the Happy Valley cricket ground.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T13:29:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/07/avoiding-cricketing-ignominy-in-cyprus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140407-103130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140407-103130.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Happy Valley for happy debutante</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-07T19:39:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/06/cricket-in-no-mans-land/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140406-064725.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140406-064725.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Cricket, Cypriot style</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-06T16:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/05/carnage-in-prospect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140405-075448.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140405-075448.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Doggy sandcastles</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-05T20:43:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/04/tourists-on-tour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140404-071927.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140404-071927.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Mediterranean Beach Hotel, coincidentally right on the Mediterranean coast</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T16:56:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/03/the-cypriot-cricket-tour-commences/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140403-065804.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140403-065804.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Norfolk Estate</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T16:54:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/02/sunny-day-puts-paid-to-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140402-051658.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140402-051658.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Tulips at the entrance to Arundel Castle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-02T20:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/04/01/wheelie-bins-days-are-numbered/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140331-212823.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140331-212823.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A clear road ahead for English cricket?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-02T03:40:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/31/a-pawn-cock-tale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140331-062011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140331-062011.jpg</image:title><image:caption>New born lambs, hopefully munching away at the mint.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-01T13:11:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/30/a-sunny-day-in-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140330-094116.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140330-094116.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The garden of The Fox Goes Free</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-31T08:05:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/29/play-not-a-turkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140329-081211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140329-081211.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The lovely Kelly, sporting festive hat, but what is Sprog 2 doing in the background?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-30T15:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/28/boiler-men-in-for-a-roasting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140327-232947.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140327-232947.jpg</image:title><image:caption>This scene is from the beach at Elmer Sands, but may resemble the offices of a certain boilers fitters if it still doesn't work later today.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-28T19:32:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/27/nearly-hairless-nicks-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140326-235808.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140326-235808.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Museum parking for old crocks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-28T00:21:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/25/4-years-of-blogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140325-180147.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140325-180147.jpg</image:title><image:caption>An aged author celebrates another milestone, or is it millstone?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-26T13:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/24/cured-or-pickled/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-26T00:15:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/24/hot-to-clock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140324-084738.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140324-084738.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The burning issue of time management</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-24T14:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/23/spilling-wine-can-be-dangerous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140323-071552.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140323-071552.jpg</image:title><image:caption>I am missing those beaches of Barbados already</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-23T16:32:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/22/one-legged-jockey-goes-round-in-circles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140322-080013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140322-080013.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sunset at Corucopia in Barbados, I though the sun had gone down on my cricket trip to Cyprus</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-22T16:48:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/20/stony-ground-may-produce-result/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140320-225530.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140320-225530.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Spotted at a Plantation House in Barbados</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-22T07:54:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/13/clint-eastwood-or-jimmy-clithero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140313-071638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140313-071638.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Foul Bay, not so foul</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-21T11:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/19/bike-required-for-cycling-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140319-231633.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140319-231633.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sunset in Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T21:13:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/19/testiculation-and-subversion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140319-085805.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140319-085805.jpg</image:title><image:caption>He looks a bit Indian does he not?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-19T22:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/18/looking-forward-to-defibrillator-island/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140318-065307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140318-065307.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Is he coming after going to the Atlantis restaurant and then the Barbados wild life place? help me out here Reverend Jeff?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-18T12:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/17/a-fisherponds-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140317-054421.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140317-054421.jpg</image:title><image:caption>outdoor dining at Fisherponds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T23:07:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/16/the-laws-of-drinking-and-rugby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140316-074451.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140316-074451.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Cheeky monkey. One of the charming monkeys that live in the gardens of Corucopia checks out what we are doing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-16T23:25:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/15/the-ginger-chafer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140315-065707.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140315-065707.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Cliff, Barbados. Simply stunning</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-15T14:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/14/sex-on-the-rafters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140314-045102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140314-045102.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Another fabulous Caribbean beach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T13:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/12/miserable-git-gets-the-wrong-tickets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312-080745.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140312-080745.jpg</image:title><image:caption>If the cap fits.. Trouble finds his dream boat,</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T12:29:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/11/alistair-darlings-love-child/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140311-052625.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140311-052625.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The west coast of Barbados</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-11T14:48:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/10/welsh-rarebit-properly-roasted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140310-054739.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140310-054739.jpg</image:title><image:caption>View from the Kensington Oval</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-10T16:34:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/09/rum-shack-surprise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140309-070700.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140309-070700.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Ethnic dining on Barbados</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-09T23:24:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/08/rum-punch-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140308-054806.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140308-054806.jpg</image:title><image:caption>One of the many beautiful deserted beached of Barbados</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-16T14:07:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/06/cricket-the-game-with-the-horse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140306-094929.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140306-094929.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Beach at Bathsheba</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T09:55:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/06/avoid-pencil-thin-facial-growth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140306-175559.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140306-175559.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The wild and windy  north eastern coast of Barbados</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-07T20:38:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/05/blog-power-evidence-mounts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140304-175937.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140304-175937.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Three wise men in Aylesbury</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-05T16:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/03/barbados-beckons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140303-231223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140303-231223.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A new dimension to the command of "sit"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-05T07:16:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/03/a-decorator-and-black-and-white/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140303-001345.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140303-001345.jpg</image:title><image:caption>That Nice Lady Decorator at the Cissbury Ring with her black and white horror hound</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T16:48:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/aylesbury-music-scene-in-the-70s-in-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140303-120103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140303-120103.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-091612.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-091612.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Pete Frame, Luscious Liz Potter and a very urbane author</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-091603.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-091603.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Pete Frame and myself</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-091546.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-091546.jpg</image:title><image:caption>David Stopps at the opening of the Friars exhibition</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-091554.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-091554.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Otway poses in front of Otway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-082840.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-082840.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-082824.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-082824.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A collection of the microphones and guitars destroyed by Otway on stage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-082805.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-082805.jpg</image:title><image:caption>John Otway takes a picture of the John Otway exhibit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-082751.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-082751.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-082738.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-082738.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T12:01:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/02/friars-to-frankinstein/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140302-074844.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140302-074844.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Aylesbury Roxette Rock Explosion poster</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-02T15:55:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/03/01/a-celebration-of-friars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140301-082434.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140301-082434.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A text from David Bowie sent to Dave Stopps, the man behind Friars, on the opening of the Friars exhibition at Aylesbury Museum</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-02T07:32:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/27/kings-arms-and-getting-legless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140227-235112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140227-235112.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Hail storm turns everything white in Burpham</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-01T00:37:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/26/shepherds-pie-sideburns-and-cricket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140227-082303.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140227-082303.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The top of the Cissbury Ring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-27T23:56:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/26/a-shower-at-cricket-nets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140226-085847.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140226-085847.jpg</image:title><image:caption>My nemesis, Lloyd, the man in the purple crocs and the moth eaten cricket sweater, a shower all of his own</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-27T23:53:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/24/trouble-with-going-twerk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140224-230137.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140224-230137.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Cricket practice at Arundel Indoor Cricket School</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-25T16:13:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/24/mushy-peas-and-the-gas-bubble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140224-045901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140224-045901.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Dancing on a Sunday afternoon... not sure about the Boy George impersonations</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-24T15:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/23/rugby-the-winner-and-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140223-062634.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140223-062634.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The excellent smoking cabin outside at the Duke Of Cumberland</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-23T17:35:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/22/more-domestic-danger-avoided/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140222-071456.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140222-071456.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Nearly Hairless Nick is on the right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-23T06:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/21/dangerous-sewing-debacle-one-seriously-injured/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140221-091441.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140221-091441.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The water is just not going away</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-21T19:13:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/20/pigeon-gets-the-bird/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140219-211750.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140219-211750.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A northern delicacy now being farmed?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-21T09:39:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/19/chinese-year-of-the-firework/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140219-050352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140219-050352.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The flooded fields of Arundel still looking a bit damp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-19T21:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/17/reality-floods-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140217-223139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140217-223139.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The meadows of Sussex, still under water</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T15:41:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/17/drip-action-theatre-talent-floods-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140217-033631-e1392629358658.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140217-033631.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The cast of the Drip Action troupe show off their false moustaches</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T07:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/16/sunday-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140216-090709.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140216-090709.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Clymping beach after the recent storms</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T16:26:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/15/rain-avoided-by-going-to-the-pub/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140215-084604.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140215-084604.jpg</image:title><image:caption>stormy seas at Brighton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-15T18:28:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/14/pooh-sticks-a-different-view/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140214-081853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140214-081853.jpg</image:title><image:caption>These are the green fields of Sussex, viewed from the train...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-14T23:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/13/wind-and-vegetables-a-link/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140212-192941.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140212-192941.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A couple of birds together on the bridge at Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T18:06:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/12/the-buzz-of-a-cricket-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140211-171329.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140211-171329.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Thats Buzz on the left, sporting a very fine cricket abdominal protector</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T01:22:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/10/green-cricket-box-causes-amusement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140211-002002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140211-002002.jpg</image:title><image:caption>An iconic tree on the periphery of Arundel Castle cricket ground.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-12T06:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/10/sunday-plans-go-awry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140210-001731.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140210-001731.jpg</image:title><image:caption>No,no and no</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-12T15:10:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/09/beer-is-medicine-the-proof/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140209-095556.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140209-095556.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Looking from the back of the Arundel Castle cricket ground over the flooded Sussex countryside</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T20:48:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/08/low-tide-mark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140208-102708.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140208-102708.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The beach at Elmer Sands</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-09T07:00:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/07/moustache-envy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140206-225515.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140206-225515.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Mr Clipboard tries on a moustache and I think it suits him</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-08T10:18:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/06/pretty-in-pink-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140206-091647.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140206-091647.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The beach at Clymping yesterday between storms</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T14:07:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/05/the-key-bleeper-and-katie-melua/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140204-232758.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140204-232758.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Terribly Tall Timothy Taylor comes over all Essex. I do like the pork pie hat though.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T12:53:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/04/superhero-battle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140204-094347.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140204-094347.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Good versus, err...good</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T12:53:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/03/spiderman-lara-croft-and-peachy-butterfield/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140202-225424.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140202-225424.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The normal workaday scene one sees in Cannes. Spiderman and Lara Croft fight it on the beach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-04T16:16:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/02/transparent-management/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140202-065649.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140202-065649.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Really transparent</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-02T22:48:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/02/01/the-carlton-does-not-disappoint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201-093526.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201-093526.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A room with a view, sort of</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-02T06:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/31/snow-on-the-rivera/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140130-201917.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140130-201917.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Terribly Tall Timothy Taylor gives it some gangsta style in the White Hart, Jack Hargreaves anyone?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T14:19:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/30/after-the-lord-mayors-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140130-002349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140130-002349.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Mr Clipboard proudly displays a page of a calender of unfortunate pictures of myself he kindly created as a birthday present.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T23:30:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/29/double-entry-no-use-in-quiz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140129-051417.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140129-051417.jpg</image:title><image:caption>the brooding countenance of Denis The Menace Double Entry Slater counts for nothing on quiz night</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T00:48:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/28/another-cricket-debacle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140128-085355.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140128-085355.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Another picture from the big bash at The Townhouse,featuring quite a few false moustaches</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-28T00:22:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/27/the-aftermath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140127-084118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140127-084118.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A famous author gets the Headbutts treatment at the hands of John Otway and Wild Willy Barrett</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T22:33:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/26/moustache-controversy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140126-094721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140126-094721.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The lovely and inquisitive Sarah Howes sports a very fine moustache</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-26T18:05:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/25/peaking-too-early/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140125-094442.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140125-094442.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Where I may be living after the cost of this weekend</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-25T14:06:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/24/jilted-john-or-stunted-nigel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140124-071951.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140124-071951.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Stunted Nigel, or a Spanish horseman?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-24T19:50:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/22/underwhelmed-by-undergarments/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140122-191019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140122-191019.jpg</image:title><image:caption>What looks like a commode thoughtfully placed close to thr dinner table in Tenerife</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-23T14:20:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/21/hotel-rooms-all-look-the-same/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140122-082520.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140122-082520.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Last sunset in Tenerife</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-22T23:13:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/21/the-horse-bathing-festival/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140121-094852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140121-094852.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The annual horse bathing festival</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-21T16:03:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/20/the-eagle-nearly-landed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140120-085938.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140120-085938.jpg</image:title><image:caption>There is a god, and you can go and see his son</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-20T19:03:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/19/that-nice-lady-decorator-has-her-say/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140119-075043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140119-075043.jpg</image:title><image:caption>That Nice Lady Decorator hijacks a mobility scooter at the hotel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-19T21:09:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/18/colon-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140118-095208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140118-095208.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The rather unpleasantly named Colon Beach in Los Christainos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-18T21:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/17/high-80s-hiatus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140117-051035.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140117-051035.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The walk from Caletta to Costa Adeje</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-17T16:41:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/16/mobility-and-the-lifting-toilet-seat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140116-091914.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140116-091914.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Very useful for a codger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T15:48:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/15/eye-candy-in-tenerife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140115-081136.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140115-081136.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Tenerife from the air</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-15T15:53:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/14/purple-crocs-and-moths/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140113-201328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140113-201328.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Take a close look at the sweater, and the footwear.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-14T18:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/13/run-over-by-a-sheep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140113-091427.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140113-091427.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The creek at West Wittering in Saturdays sunshine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-13T17:00:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/12/an-english-sunset/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140112-100604.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140112-100604.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sunset over the English Riviera</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T13:55:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/11/the-whistling-horror/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140111-102217.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140111-102217.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A good chunk of the River Arun has spilled over into this "overflow"car park</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T17:05:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/09/adam-and-eve-darwin-and-cricket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140109-231855.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140109-231855.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The road to Warningcamp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-10T19:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/09/lost-day-townhouse-in-the-dock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140109-100223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140109-100223.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The flooded fields of Sussex in a rare moment of sunshine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-09T17:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/07/otway-and-the-baftas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140108-091459.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140108-091459.jpg</image:title><image:caption>the BAFTA committee give Otway The Movie the bird</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-08T17:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/07/cant-see-through-the-glass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140107-091453.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140107-091453.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A startling resemblance to a much younger Reverend Jeff</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-08T09:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/06/glass-half-full-yes-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140106-083331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140106-083331.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Looks like someone emptied am awful lot of glasses</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-06T14:28:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/05/disaster-unfolds-on-several-levels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140105-115610.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140105-115610.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Screamin Lez</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-05T20:10:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/03/sandbags-and-gladrags/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140103-173818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140103-173818.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Clymping Beach at high tide yesterday</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-05T11:26:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/03/flood-waters-rise-in-sussex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140103-022056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140103-022056.jpg</image:title><image:caption>High tide at Bosham</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-03T15:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/02/ark-time-approaches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140102-095538.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140102-095538.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The flooded fields of Sussex around Amberley. ark building should commence immediately</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-25T08:01:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2014/01/01/a-tight-decision-on-new-years-eve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140101-094604.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140101-094604.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Mr Clipboard, the original slumdog millionaire,  doing his best Bollywood impersonation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-01T19:53:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/31/otway-the-movie-and-bafta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131231-065111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131231-065111.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The flood plain of Arundel seen from the South Downs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-31T15:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/30/the-wry-smile-that-says-it-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131230-101811.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131230-101811.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The flood plains of Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-31T09:38:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/28/the-annual-m25-car-park-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131228-090441.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131228-090441.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Festive but slightly gay hat?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-28T12:59:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/27/chocolate-flavoured-mealworms-not-as-popular-as-expected/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131227-101132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131227-101132.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Excited faces great the mealworms</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-27T17:09:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/26/cathedral-caused-local-traffic-chaos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131226-024117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131226-024117.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A festive hat spotted in the Kings Arms</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-26T16:28:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/25/no-frankinsense-in-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131225-100457.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131225-100457.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sprog 1 helps the Nice Lady Decorator enjoy her Chrsitmas hat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-25T19:41:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/24/bush-tucker-christmas-trial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131224-101321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131224-101321.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Two magic landlords, Fearless feckless Fricker on the left and Charlie Pistorius Malcolmson with the orange hat, cunningly disguising his lack of hair at the No Parsley Christmas lunch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-24T16:31:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/23/santa-claustrophobia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131223-000643.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131223-000643.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Seagull spotted on the way to the pub</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/22/scratching-around-for-jokes-about-lice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131222-084806.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131222-084806.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-22T15:41:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/21/drinkers-are-more-intelligent-official/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131221-063952.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131221-063952.jpg</image:title><image:caption>That Nice Lady Decorator showing some solidarity with my moustache</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-21T14:39:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/20/the-christmas-party-abyss-approaches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131220-092312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131220-092312.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Arundel Castle looking splendid in the winter sunshine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-20T17:58:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/19/carols-in-the-rain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131219-082302.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131219-082302.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Fearless Feckless Fricker pointing to the dreaded parsley. You just can't be too careful where parsley is concerned</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T23:33:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/17/the-bible-a-carpenter-julie-andrews-and-football/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131217-233326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131217-233326.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The new alternatative Julie Andrews version</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-18T19:46:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/17/a-surfeit-of-wind-jokes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131217-054227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131217-054227.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Mucky scrabble</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-17T17:24:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/16/the-pink-pony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131216-073641.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131216-073641.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The previous managers of the Pink Pony</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-21T15:00:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/15/bird-in-the-concrete-fist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131215-093009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131215-093009.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The beach at Rustington</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-15T11:46:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/14/parsley-fights-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131214-034230.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131214-034230.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Ted the moustache and Fearless Feckless Fricker enjoy their similarity</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-14T17:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/13/the-no-parsley-lunch-awaits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131212-235422.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131212-235422.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The mist rising on a winters day in Sussex</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T14:39:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/12/worthy-electrical-advice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131212-053927.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131212-053927.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A worthy thought</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-12T12:45:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/10/billy-bunter-or-penfold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131210-064835.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131210-064835.jpg</image:title><image:caption>That Nice Lady Decorator investigates a possible parsley sighting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-13T15:12:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/11/facial-hair-and-the-festive-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131210-214732.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131210-214732.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Christmas decorations face a new future.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-18T00:58:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/08/fanuary-beating-about-the-bush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131209-090122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131209-090122.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Fanuary discussions commence</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-09T15:17:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/08/the-lady-town-cryer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131208-091737.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131208-091737.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The lady town cryer of Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-08T18:14:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/07/first-friday-failure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131207-093748.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131207-093748.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Seven sisters and Beachy Head, viewed from the Cissbury Ring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-13T14:08:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/06/duran-duran-in-danger-from-flame-haired-beauty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131206-043420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131206-043420.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Simon Le Bon puts a brave face on an assault by the flame haired siren herself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-07T09:14:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/05/warningcamp-a-warning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131204-170557.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131204-170557.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-05T23:36:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/03/theological-or-illogical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131203-232701.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131203-232701.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Chunctonbury Ring, where we may walk today</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-04T18:59:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/03/double-dip-diet-diatribe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131203-041701.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131203-041701.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Cricket fans will quickly recognise this cricketing legend, whom I spotted at the London Palladium last week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-03T14:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/02/marlipin-dilemma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131202-091210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131202-091210.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Nope, no idea</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T13:09:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/12/01/a-shoreham-its-ok/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131201-071000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131201-071000.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Barry Humphries finale at the Palladium</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-30T11:00:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/29/wayne-sweep-and-the-cobwebs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131129-155544.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131129-155544.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Banjo disobeying the signs as usual</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T16:55:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/29/jailhouse-rock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131129-100410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131129-100410.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Hiorne's Tower, on a rare splendid winters day in Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-29T11:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/28/haunted-by-a-lack-of-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131127-212426.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131127-212426.jpg</image:title><image:caption>They are not wrong, I look like a ghost</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-28T16:27:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/26/cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131126-233205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131126-233205.jpg</image:title><image:caption>heating up the cheese on the grate</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-27T13:38:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/25/taking-someone-up-the-oxo-tower/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131126-082552.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131126-082552.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Chunctonbury Ring, where we may venture today</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-26T13:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/25/roasted-bambi-at-gatwick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131125-092841.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131125-092841.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Colin the pirate on a roll</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-25T18:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/24/otway-talks-about-otway-so-no-change/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131124-105225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131124-105225.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Otway holds court</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-24T23:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/23/woman-with-man-flu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131123-094551.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131123-094551.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Arundel Castle on a splendid winters day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-23T13:15:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/22/smirnoff-ice-one-of-your-5-a-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131122-023350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131122-023350.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Look! food!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-22T15:15:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/18/humphries-triumph-caught-on-video/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131118-232012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131118-232012.jpg</image:title><image:caption>I am afraid I had to ask this chap which character he was from James Bond at the recent Bond shindig - Pussy Galore of course!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T07:41:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/18/laughs-at-the-laughing-horse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131118-094254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131118-094254.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The fake tan is beginning to wear off for Mr Humphries</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T06:44:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/17/mother-theresa-becomes-bond-villain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131117-084836.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131117-084836.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Blofeld, Largo and Mother Theresa enjoy a drink together</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T14:27:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/16/press-the-red-button-for-relief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131116-001026.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131116-001026.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Norfolk estate, in Arundel Park on a sunny day in November</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-16T22:10:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/15/sell-your-soul-for-a-bowl-of-porridge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131115-085907.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131115-085907.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The dew pond at Chanctonbury Ring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-15T17:59:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/13/thermal-the-merrier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131113-211859.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131113-211859.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Pistorius gets the once over from That Nice Lady Prosthetic Inspector</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T23:10:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/13/scrabble-wars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131113-091906.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131113-091906.jpg</image:title><image:caption>views from the Cissbury Ring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-13T21:25:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/12/spenser-and-the-laughing-horse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131111-175426.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131111-175426.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-12T15:31:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/10/see-uranus-on-your-phone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131110-215647.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131110-215647.jpg</image:title><image:caption>some New Forest horses from last week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-11T18:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/09/what-happens-if-you-give-your-birdlip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131109-191204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131109-191204.jpg</image:title><image:caption>We thought it would be a doddle to walk to Durdle Door. This is just for you limericists</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-11T14:34:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/08/colin-the-pirate-a-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131109-100806.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131109-100806.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Basically, it is always wet in England</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-09T13:15:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/08/global-warming-a-solution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131108-074515.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131108-074515.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A rare sunny day in winter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T20:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/06/confused-feak-and-weeble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131106-224558.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131106-224558.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A bridge too far?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-07T16:28:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/06/the-dragon-has-gone-long-live-the-george/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131106-073632.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131106-073632.jpg</image:title><image:caption>High tide at Clymping</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T19:35:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/05/depression-scales-new-heights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131105-065142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131105-065142.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Waterfront Cafe in Arundel lives up to its name</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T12:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/04/gung-ho-for-the-gun-inn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131104-065852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131104-065852.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Billy takes a rest. spotted last week in Glastonbury</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T13:31:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/03/the-tide-is-high-im-holding-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131103-085157.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131103-085157.jpg</image:title><image:caption>High tide at Anchor Bleu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-18T03:09:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/02/3-legged-whippet-road-kill-rescue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131102-080040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131102-080040.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Road kill survivor?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T22:09:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/11/01/halloween-in-glastonbury-how-can-you-tell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131101-093445.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131101-093445.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A local inhabitant of Glasto?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-02T10:57:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/30/dodgy-ticker-causes-consternation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131030-223741.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131030-223741.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Cissbury Ring. nothing suggestive here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-02T08:56:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/28/halloween-gourd-to-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131029-203537.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131029-203537.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131028-223835.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131028-223835.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Slindon gourd festival, with not a goring to be seen. Oh gawd.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-30T17:15:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/29/glut-then-famine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131029-203609.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131029-203609.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Norfolk Estate in Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-02T09:35:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/28/mr-clipboard-red-faced/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-62.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (62)</image:title><image:caption>Mr Clipboard looking a bit red faced</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T12:04:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/27/prepare-for-tempest-ark-spotted-in-chichester/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131027-080224.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131027-080224.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The ark, spotted in Chichester</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T04:16:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/25/tennis-given-the-bird/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131026-061450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131026-061450.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Deaf bird </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-26T11:33:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/24/gourdy-or-gaudy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131024-224721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131024-224721.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A Gaudy display?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-25T14:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/23/the-pirate-and-the-kit-kats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131023-221200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131023-221200.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Sussex countryside, although I don't know where</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-28T05:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/23/hotel-bourbon-takes-the-biscuit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131023-002502.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131023-002502.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Hotel Bourbon in Bourges</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T13:16:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/21/gentle-persuasion-not-blackmail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131021-064105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131021-064105.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Summer in the south of France</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T07:21:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/12/mountain-climbing-with-animals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130912-033534.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130912-033534.jpg</image:title><image:caption>I want that job</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-21T16:17:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/20/lord-tebbit-in-plascassier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131020-090519.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131020-090519.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Peachy Butterfield admires a splendid  example of road kill</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-04T19:31:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/19/trouble-with-pigs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131019-071239.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131019-071239.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Auberge St Donat menu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-19T13:08:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/17/dont-be-nasty-to-fat-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131018-000234.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131018-000234.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The River Arun in Arundel on Wenesday evening after the downpour had relented</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T17:46:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/17/rain-sodden-gatwick-or-juan-les-pins-hmmm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131017-051654.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131017-051654.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Gatwick Airport in the rain, Oh sorry, I mean Juan Les Pins in the sunshine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T10:10:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/16/local-bum-causes-a-stir/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131015-195129.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131015-195129.jpg</image:title><image:caption>An old relic paints an old relic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T15:03:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/15/a-c-in-car-theft/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131015-084528.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131015-084528.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Cat on a car in the streets of Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T16:28:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/13/driving-to-distraction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131013-234359.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131013-234359.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Spotted on the way to get the Sunday papers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-14T11:07:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/13/the-art-of-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131013-045252.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131013-045252.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The scene of yesterdays sun bathing and reading</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-13T07:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/12/mr-ever-reddy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131012-093627.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131012-093627.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A cravat with a sports shirt? you decide.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T10:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/10/wind-a-problem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131010-211843.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131010-211843.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A calming bottle of wine, thankfully secure from the wind later. Clearly it was best depatched before the mistral took hold.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T10:11:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/09/train-strike-quelle-surprise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131009-233025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131009-233025.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The view from the knee specialists surgery in Mouans Sartoux</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T10:11:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/09/vegetarian-pasta-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131009-081748.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131009-081748.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Max the dog has a paddle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T21:40:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/08/panic-over-normal-service-has-been-resumed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131008-084320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131008-084320.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A gaudy boat arrives at Amalfi a few weeks ago</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-08T14:26:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/07/the-party-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131007-083552.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131007-083552.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Peachy butterfield in celebratory mood after a fine whippet and pigeon offering was somehow mistaken for chicken</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-07T11:27:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/05/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131005-172940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131005-172940.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Valmasque</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T13:57:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/05/swampy-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131005-082356.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131005-082356.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Cork Oak</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T17:00:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/04/rhyme-but-no-reason/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131004-050134.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131004-050134.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Limerick fodder, the dogs bollocks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-04T17:36:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/03/the-ultimate-provocation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131002-233741.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131002-233741.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Day old tortoises</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-03T17:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/02/indolence-debauchery-and-excess-in-hold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131002-085631.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131002-085631.jpg</image:title><image:caption>No, I cant go on, nothing is happening and I feel naked...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-03T10:49:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/10/01/aaah-bistro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131001-094449.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131001-094449.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Wingco in god like rock and roll pose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T12:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/30/billy-brown-tail-alert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130930-025258.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130930-025258.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The pav in Autumn sunshine taken by Slash And Burn Thornton Allan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T11:22:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/29/tentacles-or-testicals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130929-083715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130929-083715.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The harbour at Santa Lucia at Naples</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T11:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/28/herculaneum-effort/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130928-045003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130928-045003.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Herculaneum was such an effort</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-28T15:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/26/ford-and-capri-a-marriage-made-in-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130926-225428.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130926-225428.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Pre historic animal or Loudmouth Largy?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T15:50:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/25/jolly-boating-weather-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130925-135722.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130925-135722.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Naples from the port</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130925-073841.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130925-073841.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-25T13:40:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/24/blue-water-at-monaco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130924-081922.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130924-081922.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The San Bernardino Pass in Switzerland where we were last week</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-24T18:15:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/23/owl-missing-in-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130923-050525.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130923-050525.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Where is the owl?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-23T13:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/22/evolutionary-abomination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130922-043523.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130922-043523.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Why would you have this on your table?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-24T17:51:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/21/lamb-to-the-peroxide-slaughter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130921-075047.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130921-075047.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Dont you just hate when peroxide does that?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-11T07:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/20/i-love-a-cow-in-red-boots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130920-052209.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130920-052209.jpg</image:title><image:caption>OK you psychologists out there, explain this?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T18:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/19/no-drink-all-day-doctor-called/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130919-074405.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130919-074405.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Weird cloud over Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T06:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/18/back-in-provence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130918-084944.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130918-084944.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Conference bike</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-18T06:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/17/german-food-shows-no-signs-of-improving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130917-023030.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130917-023030.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Is this baiting the Germans just a little too much?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T17:05:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/16/lunch-was-a-gas-in-germany/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130916-080843.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130916-080843.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The red light district of Hanover?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-16T07:18:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/15/medieval-technology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130915-024326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130915-024326.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The guy in charge of internet development in Germany?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130915-023915.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130915-023915.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-16T02:46:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/14/the-pied-piper-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130914-084019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130914-084019.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Typical German houses that were not bombed</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-14T14:28:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/13/pigeons-pay-their-respects-to-the-brothers-grimm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130913-085746.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130913-085746.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Pigeons having a Grimm outing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T06:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/10/abbey-road-and-fawlty-towers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130910-221822.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130910-221822.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A walk on the wild side?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-11T12:04:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/10/speedo-wearer-outed-in-plascassier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130910-065427.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130910-065427.jpg</image:title><image:caption>This guy could use some speedos...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-10T07:24:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/09/magnuminus-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130909-035543.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130909-035543.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Some decent wines in the shadow of Chateau Manky</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T06:29:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/07/religion-war-discuss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130907-231534.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130907-231534.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Max the dog surveys the River Brague</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-09T17:29:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/07/in-tray-out-tray-cat-tray/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130907-085942.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130907-085942.jpg</image:title><image:caption>spotted at Riviera Insurance Brokers in Valbonne last week</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-07T14:17:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/06/if-i-had-a-hammer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130906-075231.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130906-075231.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Loveshack repairs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T19:20:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/05/monkeying-about-with-a-golf-course/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130905-101421.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130905-101421.jpg</image:title><image:caption>another failed "improvement" to Chateau Begude golf course</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T16:42:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/04/beer-can-chicken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130904-073250.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130904-073250.jpg</image:title><image:caption>berbequed beer can chicken, lovely.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-04T14:14:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/03/literary-success-story-watered-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130903-064056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130903-064056.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The gallant rescue of adamp copy of The Valbonne Monologues by the author</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-03T16:39:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/09/02/bad-behaviour-at-paloma-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130902-085446.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130902-085446.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Paloma beach for dinner. before the trouble started.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T20:57:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/12/market-uplifting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130713-132834.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130713-132834.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Uplifting experience in Vingtimilia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T06:58:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/31/corkscrews-and-anchors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130831-231635.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130831-231635.jpg</image:title><image:caption>That Nice Lady Decorator on a calmer day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-07T07:18:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/31/sun-sets-on-sailing-career/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130831-063628.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130831-063628.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sunset on the way back from St Tropez</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130831-063553.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130831-063553.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-31T14:09:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/29/a-quiet-day-by-the-pool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130830-073036.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130830-073036.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Ben "Adidas" Dobson with swimming aid being watched by Banjo the lifguard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-31T14:09:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/29/ducks-off-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130829-065655.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130829-065655.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A "Duck With A Dick" apresent fromMr Clipboard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T18:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/27/grimm-whichever-way-you-look-at-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130827-223432.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130827-223432.jpg</image:title><image:caption>This is also pretty grim. Mr Clipboard goes all ClockworkOrange</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T06:48:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/26/john-otway-takes-stock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130826-230129.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130826-230129.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Otway in the stocks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T03:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/26/festival-festivities-continue-to-fester/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130826-080158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130826-080158.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Another picture from the Bathtub Challenge</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-26T09:46:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/25/bathtub-challenge-in-grisly-weather/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130825-032706.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130825-032706.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Bathtub Challenge at Arundel Festival</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-01T01:24:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/24/screamin-lez-and-the-mindbenders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130824-061753.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130824-061753.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Screamin' Lez lets rip</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-24T11:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/23/get-ready-to-duck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130823-073950.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130823-073950.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Seen From the Jubille Stage, this boat has little margin for error at high tide</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T11:43:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/22/back-to-the-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130822-080215.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130822-080215.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Pet goat tucks in at Auberge de la Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T06:50:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/21/german-sausages-are-the-wurst/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130821-053111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130821-053111.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Morning constitutional alond the Brague River</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-24T05:47:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/20/there-is-nothing-like-an-old-thong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130820-091840.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130820-091840.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Caves at Tourettes Sur Loup. No, you are right, it has nothing to do with today's column.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-26T07:48:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/19/giving-the-beach-the-bird/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130819-085632.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130819-085632.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Pigeon farm?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T20:29:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/18/langoustine-keeps-eye-on-proceedings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130818-093627.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130818-093627.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Don't give me that look. After all, who is going to be eating who?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T09:43:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/17/a-pink-digger-to-take-you-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130817-042428.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130817-042428.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A pink digger. Perhaps Australian gays might like them?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T07:20:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/15/circus-goes-pc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130816-083403.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130816-083403.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Circus tours Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130816-000637.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130816-000637.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T15:00:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/15/marmite-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130815-103906.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130815-103906.jpg</image:title><image:caption>meat extract indeed</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-15T12:17:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/14/calm-before-the-perfect-storm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130814-093715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130814-093715.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The comparative calm of a waterfall alomg the Brague river</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130814-093652.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130814-093652.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130814-093256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130814-093256.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-15T08:38:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/13/crab-and-card-bordeaux-alert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130813-091557.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130813-091557.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Peachy Butterfield "helps" some local beauties to enjoy the pool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-13T11:58:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/12/gentle-aristo-bashing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130812-092822.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130812-092822.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Wingco attended by some servants who are duitifully supplying him with some wine from a plastic bladder</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-13T07:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/11/helicopter-envy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130811-062924.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130811-062924.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Surely every boat has one?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-11T09:05:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/10/flame-thrower-triumph/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130810-062335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130810-062335.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A cat asleep in front of a quintessentially Provencal front door</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-10T08:15:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/09/peachy-butterfield-and-fish-and-chips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130809-092836.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130809-092836.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A walk in the park</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-09T17:23:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/08/a-burning-issue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130808-104150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130808-104150.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Blues Kings reign supreme</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-10T07:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/07/implacable-resolve-dissolves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130807-082338.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130807-082338.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A contorted piece of crap litters Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-07T08:28:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/06/new-boules-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130806-054705.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130806-054705.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Note the name of this shit wine that was a gift for lunch. I like the bluebottle on the top.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T11:22:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/05/benny-hill-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130805-081633.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130805-081633.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Anyone remember Benny Hill?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-05T10:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/04/silent-night-in-sizzling-heat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130804-091634.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130804-091634.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Roly (on the left) tries rather unmanfully to resist Loudmouth Largy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-04T11:33:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/03/like-a-jaggar-to-my-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130803-090915.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130803-090915.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sunset off Cannes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-04T11:31:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/02/thats-me-in-the-corner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (61)</image:title><image:caption>Apeland in Tourettes Sur Loup</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-02T23:25:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/08/01/more-fire-work-in-valbonne-square/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130801-084055.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130801-084055.jpg</image:title><image:caption>One for crimewatch?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-16T22:25:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/31/fireworks-catch-fire-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130731-091930.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130731-091930.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Fireworks go wrong in Cannes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-31T14:58:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/29/when-the-cat-is-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130730-080445.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130730-080445.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Carved into a rock in the Valmasque</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-30T15:51:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/29/sheepish-golfer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130729-064330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130729-064330.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The new last hole at Chateau Begude</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T07:23:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/28/smoke-on-the-water/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130728-075320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130728-075320.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Its good to have water around you when partaking of  a dangerous habit that involves fire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-28T09:49:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/27/an-old-bore-writes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130727-101734.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130727-101734.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Wild boar near Auberge de la Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-25T15:51:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/25/partying-goes-through-the-roof/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130725-223953.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130725-223953.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Alas, with no tables upon which to dance, one has to improvise</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-26T13:11:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/24/money-goes-to-ones-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130724-231955.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130724-231955.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A spy and a successful author</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-25T15:11:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/24/fashion-victim-spotted-in-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130724-071549.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130724-071549.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Spy attired in check with stripes? no, no, and no.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-26T14:45:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/23/subterfuge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130723-091334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130723-091334.jpg</image:title><image:caption>How not to prepare a pimms</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-23T11:17:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/22/largy-than-life/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-22T12:36:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/21/slash-and-clipboard-in-a-jolly-jape/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130721-083043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130721-083043.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Pinky and Perky have a bit of fun</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T07:07:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/20/keane-on-cricket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130720-064554.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130720-064554.jpg</image:title><image:caption>That Keane Lady Decorator with Tim and Tom or is it Tom and Tim?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-20T07:18:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/19/lords-have-mercy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130719-070306.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130719-070306.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Lunch in the Coronation Gardens at Lords</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T14:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/18/the-lords-prayer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130718-073054.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130718-073054.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Fireworks today at Lords?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-20T11:17:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/17/valbonne-square-and-dangerous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130717-044629.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130717-044629.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Valbonne Square in a recession</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-24T17:20:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/16/aristo-bashing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130716-091908.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130716-091908.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Views from a terrave in Plascassier</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-19T06:22:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/15/more-fireworks-in-cannes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130715-095903.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130715-095903.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Jostling for position in Cannes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T14:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/13/hedging-ones-bets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130713-230735.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130713-230735.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Solar powered lanterns in the web</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T05:34:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/09/who-said-there-were-no-gnomes-in-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130709-080912.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dwarves or gnomes, you decide</image:title><image:caption>dwarves or gnomes, you decide</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-13T17:55:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/10/leonard-in-lucca/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130710-090015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130710-090015.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A piazza in Lucca</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-13T17:53:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/11/skeet-ulrich-a-breakthrough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130711-085426.jpg</image:loc><image:title>famous writer meets famous actor</image:title><image:caption>famous writer meets famous actor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-13T17:46:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/12/camper-and-camper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130711-220739.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130711-220739.jpg</image:title><image:caption>camper in italy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-13T17:45:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/08/finger-on-the-buzzer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130708-083426.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130708-083426.jpg</image:title><image:caption>I said, more wine, please</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-08T07:58:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/06/no-kidding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130706-202744.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130706-202744.jpg</image:title><image:caption>This would get the goat of the Healh and Safety brigade</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-07T17:46:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/05/dangerous-and-fireworks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130706-004932.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130706-004932.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Who is that at the front and what is she doing?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-06T08:29:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/05/a-horse-to-water/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130705-164328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130705-164328.jpg</image:title><image:caption>You can lead a horse to water...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-06T08:27:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/04/works-of-art-exempt-from-tax/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130704-075616.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130704-075616.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Waterfall on Le Brueget</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130704-070511.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130704-070511.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-04T06:49:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/03/le-tour-de-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130703-092747.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130703-092747.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Brague near Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-03T11:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/02/deaf-or-hard-of-heron/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130702-090241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130702-090241.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Heron at Bourges</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T16:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/07/01/canard-rodney/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130701-072053.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130701-072053.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Arriving at Caen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T09:38:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/30/last-tango-in-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130630-053823.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130630-053823.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Arundel after dark, </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-30T16:01:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/29/the-wild-side-of-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130629-080628.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130629-080628.jpg</image:title><image:caption>One of the Duke of Norfolks outbuildings. His equivalent of a garden shed?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-29T12:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/28/yorkshire-the-holiday-season-starts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130628-071531.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130628-071531.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Yorkshire folk on their holidays</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-29T12:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/26/bowie-and-otway-similar-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130626-232133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130626-232133.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Otway turns his back on stardom? surely not</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-27T08:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/26/french-explosion-imminent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130626-074839.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130626-074839.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Worthing viewed from The Cissbury Ring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-26T15:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/25/the-stocks-are-high/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T15:01:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/24/delving-into-six-mile-bottom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130624-072457.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130624-072457.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Walking near Warningcamp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-24T11:51:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/23/warningcamp-or-warning-camp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130623-084107.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130623-084107.jpg</image:title><image:caption>That riverside deck</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-24T10:46:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/21/gumby-speaks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130622-090115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130622-090115.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Author does his angry "Gumby" impersonation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-22T11:21:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/20/a-dog-with-no-nose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130620-225127.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130620-225127.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A typical country scene in Sussex</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T13:21:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/20/the-chem-trail-theory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130620-062408.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130620-062408.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Black Rabbit terrace</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-20T17:07:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/19/a-load-of-bull/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130619-092225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130619-092225.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Quite a big chap</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-19T18:52:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/17/old-car-a-dogs-dinner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130618-084927.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130618-084927.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Even he is better than DIY than I</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-18T13:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/17/car-wars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130617-091454.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130617-091454.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Probably the best looking Wolseley 1500 in 1973</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-18T10:12:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/16/no-sleep-for-the-wicked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130616-085830.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130616-085830.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Dingily Dell at Arundel Castle cricket ground</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-16T11:11:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/15/eye-doctor-an-optimist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130615-070852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130615-070852.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Arundel Castle cricket</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-12T14:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/14/burger-at-arundel-castle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130614-081236.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130614-081236.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A gradually improving weather scene at Arundel Castle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-14T11:36:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/13/cricket-season-latest-rain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130613-082108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130613-082108.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Wild horses frolic in last weeks sunshine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-13T11:01:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/12/prepare-for-the-flood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130612-083900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130612-083900.jpg</image:title><image:caption>An interesting study. Why would one drive down a river towing a boat?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-13T06:36:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/10/corduroy-pillows-create-headlines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130610-225246.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130610-225246.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The beach at Bedruthen Steps in Vornwall last week</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-11T20:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/10/back-to-the-fuschia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130610-083031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130610-083031.jpg</image:title><image:caption>New Forest path</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-10T10:37:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/09/horse-seen-at-tesco-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130609-081043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>400 year old thatched house</image:title><image:caption>400 year old thatched house</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-11T16:13:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/08/snake-catcher-surprise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130608-064743.jpg</image:loc><image:title>it's a dogs life in Cornwall</image:title><image:caption>it's a dogs life in Cornwall</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-08T11:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/06/queuing-or-the-kew-inn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130606-191723.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130606-191723.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Boscastel Harbour</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T17:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/06/the-39-steps-plus-100/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130606-063003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130606-063003.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Bedruthen Steps, a step too far?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-06T08:14:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/05/scaling-down-ambitions-with-fish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130605-065659.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130605-065659.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Camel River estuary</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-05T08:12:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/04/camel-trail-or-camel-trial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130604-070627.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130604-070627.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Camel River</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-10T10:29:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/03/idle-or-idyll/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130603-062928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130603-062928.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130603-062901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130603-062901.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The aptly named Blisland Inn in Cornwall</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T11:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/02/festival-fever-tree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130602-090251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130602-090251.jpg</image:title><image:caption>This is the type of thing you tend to see after 6 large gins and tonic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T06:39:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/06/01/which-way-whychwood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130601-073335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130601-073335.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Is that Wales in the distance?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T09:08:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/31/hair-and-a-hippy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130531-075815.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130531-075815.jpg</image:title><image:caption>South Downs in spring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T08:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/29/the-commercial-face-of-the-hippy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130529-233820.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130529-233820.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Which way is the tent?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T07:07:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/29/only-one-eye-in-colin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130529-072559.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130529-072559.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Rape seed field before the rain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T05:28:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/17/gastric-tourettes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130517-072834.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130517-072834.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Bridge at Amberley</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T05:08:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/28/castled-by-rat-poison/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130528-080415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130528-080415.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Arundel Castle gardens</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T07:54:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/27/arundel-under-siege/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130527-080209.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130527-080209.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Binstead Woods</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-12T01:27:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/26/a-fete-worse-than-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130526-075502.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130526-075502.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Burpham Fete</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-26T08:24:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/24/pole-dancing-or-morris-dancing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130525-083104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130525-083104.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Slippery slope or greasy pole?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130524-233510.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130524-233510.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A slippery slope, or a greasy pole?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-26T08:17:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/24/not-a-patch-on-a-pirate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130524-090412.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130524-090412.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Pirate party</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-24T14:32:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/23/northern-soul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130523-090601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130523-090601.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Room with a view</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130523-090433.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130523-090433.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-24T08:02:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/22/undergarment-shocker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130522-083316.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130522-083316.jpg</image:title><image:caption>What is that Nice Lady Decorator attempting to do?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-22T08:32:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/21/tahiti-beach-clothes-swap-shocker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130521-012428.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130521-012428.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Tahite Beach sheaningans, I think it is a size too small...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-21T07:08:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/20/march-of-the-100-otways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130520-055959.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130520-055959.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The otways take a rest outside the Carlton in Cannes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130520-055932.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130520-055932.jpg</image:title><image:caption>a load of Otways on the Croisette</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-21T13:30:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/19/otway-makes-a-meal-of-lunch-on-the-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130519-082722.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130519-082722.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sandcastle anyone?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-08T00:56:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/18/dogging-mr-hitchcock-speaks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/max.jpg</image:loc><image:title>max</image:title><image:caption>Dogging? where?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-20T07:09:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/16/caravan-of-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130516-074217.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130516-074217.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A caravan of love?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T07:18:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/15/heavy-metal-by-degree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130514-172939.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130514-172939.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Hands up who wants a heavy metal degree?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-15T13:06:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/14/guvners-in-charge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130514-062928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130514-062928.jpg</image:title><image:caption>On yer bike Guvner</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T08:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/13/teddy-bears-and-bluebells/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130513-092723.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130513-092723.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Yes, more bluebells in a wood</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T07:46:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/12/welldiggers-teddy-bears-and-disks-houses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130512-074502.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130512-074502.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130512-073906.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130512-073906.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The White Hart and William Hill's seen frommy bedroom window</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T07:45:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/11/beard-reduction-interferes-with-internet-development/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130511-084658.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130511-084658.jpg</image:title><image:caption>I too have suffered a beard cutting event, as Mr Clipboard, aka Mr Clipbeard knows only too well</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-11T08:22:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/09/in-tents-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130509-233221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130509-233221.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Northern accomodation in the south</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T07:04:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/09/dreaming-of-otway-swan-song/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130509-072027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130509-072027.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Now that would make a decent omlette.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-09T07:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/08/commuting-horror-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130508-085934.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130508-085934.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Buckingham Palace flowers. A better photo option</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-08T18:47:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/07/barbecue-goes-up-in-smoke-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130507-073937.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130507-073937.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A cry of rape?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T13:04:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/06/what-barbecue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130506-081928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130506-081928.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Bluebells at Patching</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-06T08:12:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/05/butterflies-in-bampton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130505-090330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130505-090330.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-11T12:25:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/04/nostalgic-about-nostalgia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130504-080053.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130504-080053.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T08:40:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/03/seagull-gives-sign-the-bird/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130503-063804.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130503-063804.jpg</image:title><image:caption>I do hope this seagull is taking note</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T09:02:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/02/valbonnaise-rip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130502-081851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130502-081851.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Dancing on the tables at the Valbonnaise</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130502-081817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130502-081817.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T06:26:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/05/01/bluebell-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130430-230136.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130430-230136.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Bluebells, in woods near Patching</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T14:56:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/29/100000-hits-and-rising/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130429-165636.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130429-165636.jpg</image:title><image:caption>As all statisticians know, numbers cannot lie. Although they can be misinterpred</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T12:26:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/29/the-three-most-depressing-words-in-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130429-080634.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130429-080634.jpg</image:title><image:caption>South Downs at Kithurst Hill</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-05T17:33:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/28/monte-carlo-or-bust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130428-085828.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130428-085828.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Meridian Plage at 2am</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-08T12:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/26/diy-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130426-230513.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130426-230513.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The South Downs near Amberley</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-29T10:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/26/nutbourne-city-limits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130426-083603.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130426-083603.jpg</image:title><image:caption>A camelia at the Rising Sun at Nutbourne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T19:32:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/25/south-downs-syndrome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130425-090511.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130425-090511.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The lambing season on the South Downs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T09:51:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/24/door-closed-on-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130423-164547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130423-164547.jpg</image:title><image:caption>One door opens...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T06:53:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/23/bent-but-not-broken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130423-080548.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130423-080548.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The leaning and broken tree canot completely obscure the beauty of the castle. there is an analogy here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T13:57:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/22/run-of-the-mill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130422-081736.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130422-081736.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Mill stream in Arundel in sunshine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-22T08:34:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/21/tommy-coopers-love-child-spotted-in-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130421-084626.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130421-084626.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Sompting Village Morris Men with comedian</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-21T08:40:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/20/spring-in-your-step/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (39)</image:title><image:caption>Poolside breakfast</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-20T07:11:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/19/houghton-goes-to-the-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130419-081417-e1366356441809.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130419-081417.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Conservatives give seal of approval to Houghton View</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-19T11:31:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/18/slightly-less-wild-willy-barrett/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-178.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (178)</image:title><image:caption>Wild Willy Barrett and his French Connection</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T10:25:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/17/a-different-view/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130416-185054.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130416-185054.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T10:13:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/16/tango-uniform/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130416-084019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130416-084019.jpg</image:title><image:caption>That fruit and vegetable shop in Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-16T08:23:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/15/flight-to-freedom-comes-to-an-end/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (176)</image:title><image:caption>Tracy does her best to be uplifting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-16T17:07:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/14/a-peach-of-a-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130414-082455.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130414-082455.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Peachy Butterfield tip toes around the pool</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-14T08:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/13/8782/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130413-080758.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130413-080758.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Back in the land where the sun shines</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-13T07:46:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/12/fish-and-grips-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130412-072347.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130412-072347.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The Cote d'Azur in the snow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T07:45:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/11/entails-or-entrails/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130411-033733.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130411-033733.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Arundel, when it is not rainng</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-11T08:21:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/09/menace-of-global-warming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130409-182357.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130409-182357.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Global warming is a menace. Look what happened in Valbonne last winter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T14:04:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/09/rotarian-going-around-in-circles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130408-222018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130408-222018.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Any fires this was sent to fight would have to be slow burners</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-10T12:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/07/room-with-a-view-of-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-175.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (175)</image:title><image:caption>Wine warming by the fire</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T08:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/07/grand-national-triumph-for-author/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130407-065905.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130407-065905.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Arundel Castle reflected in the waters of the River Arun</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T14:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/06/whirlwind-in-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130406-083219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130406-083219.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Calm before the storm, Arundel Castle at dusk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T08:25:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/05/sales-of-the-valbonne-monologues-mount/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130405-064731.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130405-064731.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Happy author delighted that Mr Clipboard is now the happy owner of a new book</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-05T08:32:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/03/uplifting-toilet-decoration/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130403-203505.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130403-203505.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The uliftinng tiolet a the Crab abd Lobster in Asenby</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T11:01:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/03/nice-matin-gets-it-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/valbonne-monologues-nice-matin-e1364925372484.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne Monologues Nice Matin</image:title><image:caption>Nice Matin gets to grips with the Valbonne Monologues</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-03T12:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/02/sign-of-the-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130402-093444.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130402-093444.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Man having trouble with umbrella</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-02T13:10:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/04/01/chardonnay-flavoured-crisps/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-02T09:01:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/31/crab-and-pinny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130331-102442.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130331-102442.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Crab and Lobster at Asenby</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-01T06:31:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/30/northen-version-of-a-fat-cat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-174.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (174)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-30T10:02:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/28/black-rabbit-meets-harry-potter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130328-214604.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130328-214604.jpg</image:title><image:caption>One of thod Harry Potter boats</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T08:35:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/28/gathering-of-the-great-and-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130328-084100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130328-084100.jpg</image:title><image:caption>hmmmm...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-01T04:25:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/27/church-in-easter-heist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-173.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (173)</image:title><image:caption>Lampshade made from cricket bats</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-27T19:50:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/25/melons-the-search-goes-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (171)</image:title><image:caption>They are in there somewhere</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-26T17:12:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/25/ghastly-trepidation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-172.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (172)</image:title><image:caption>The Wingco in distress</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-26T17:10:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/24/sleeping-angels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-170.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (170)</image:title><image:caption>A wooden performance</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-10T02:04:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/23/make-hay-before-bedtime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-168.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (168)</image:title><image:caption>Go for it grandad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-23T18:17:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/22/monotonous-or-monologues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-167.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (167)</image:title><image:caption>The launch of that book</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-22T14:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/19/pig-in-a-poke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-166.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (166)</image:title><image:caption>Snout anyone?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (165)</image:title><image:caption>From left to right, Master Mariner Mundell, Blind Lemon Milsted and the Wingo contemplate lunch after tennis,</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T14:32:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/19/nice-matin-probe-lives-if-the-idle-rich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130319-070822.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lunch at Auberge St Donat</image:title><image:caption>Lunch at Auberge St Donat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-20T06:25:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/18/relaxed-in-valbonne-square/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130318-075338.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130318-075338.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-01T19:20:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/01/one-seaside-much-like-another/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-114.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (114)</image:title><image:caption>Sea defences get a battering</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T07:07:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/17/a-peachy-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130317-102433.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130317-102433.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Valbonne square awash with copies of The Valbonne Monologues</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T08:40:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/16/at-last-the-monologues-have-arrived/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-17T10:54:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/15/catholic-church-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Church change? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-16T07:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/14/snow-on-the-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (10)</image:title><image:caption>Clymping Beach adorned by snow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T10:18:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/13/diet-in-snow-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-164.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (164)</image:title><image:caption>Houghton Woods in the spring snow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-03T15:16:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/12/winter-returns-to-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-163.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (163)</image:title><image:caption>Tarrent Street covered in snow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T12:42:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/11/3-years-of-pleasuring-the-nation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-162.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (162)</image:title><image:caption>The beautiful Arundel Park, greyed into submission by boring English weather</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T19:00:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/10/funniest-book-i-ever-read/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (159)</image:title><image:caption>The Valbonne Monologues explained</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T06:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/09/the-valbonne-monologues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (158)</image:title><image:caption>Literally a sensation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-27T18:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/08/dodgy-doggy-antics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-157.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (157)</image:title><image:caption>Max the springer spaniel, nearly getting me into trouble</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-09T12:07:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/07/downs-syndrome-no-joke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-156.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (156)</image:title><image:caption>Wholly willow?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-13T11:32:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/06/sunshine-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-155.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (155)</image:title><image:caption>a well deserved pint on the tarrace of the George and Dragon at Houghton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T19:12:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/05/the-story-of-a-convict-and-a-rapist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-154.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (154)</image:title><image:caption>Wise words</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T13:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/04/otway-and-barrett-triumph/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-152.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (152)</image:title><image:caption>John Otway and Wild Willy Barrett rip up the Leicester Square Theatre last night</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-25T12:57:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/02/starvation-diets-a-warning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (150)</image:title><image:caption>Swanbourn Lake taken during my morning constitional</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T08:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/03/beast-on-two-wheels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-151.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (151)</image:title><image:caption>What an attractive beast</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T08:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/03/01/peasant-or-pheasant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-149.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (149)</image:title><image:caption>Yesterday, after my attack on modern art, I was called a peasant. Today I feature a pheasant, clever eh?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-01T08:28:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/28/all-modern-art-is-crap-discuss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-148.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (148)</image:title><image:caption>The Arun at Arundel, but on a good day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-28T10:38:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/27/mobility-scooter-and-old-codger-in-love-child-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-147.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (147)</image:title><image:caption>Encapsulating the symbiotic brotherhood between man and machine, A mobility scooter and a crusty combine.,,blah blah blah...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-27T20:43:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/26/spot-the-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-146.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (146)</image:title><image:caption>Man with nasty spot, wearing a house on his head.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T15:42:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/25/beaune-to-calais-in-the-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-145.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (145)</image:title><image:caption>Beaune to Calais on the motorway.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T11:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/24/eat-drink-and-make-meribel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-143.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (143)</image:title><image:caption>Meribel at its most beautiful.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T11:55:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/23/wheres-the-nearest-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (141)</image:title><image:caption>Which way to go? Down I would say...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-23T18:55:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/22/champagne-skiing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-140.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (140)</image:title><image:caption>A magnum of champage sir? 12,000 euros please</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-22T09:56:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/21/la-soucoupe-excels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (139)</image:title><image:caption>Another picture from Les Folies Douce which captures a passing paraglider</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T09:06:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/20/les-folies-douce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-138.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (138)</image:title><image:caption>Les Folies Douce, the best backdrop in the world</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T21:08:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/19/skiing-goes-down-hill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-135.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (135)</image:title><image:caption>the route towards Vsl Thorens</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-19T09:09:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/18/cock-gets-a-kiss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-134.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (134)</image:title><image:caption>Public schoolboy has assignation with a cock</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-18T10:41:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/17/sound-as-a-meribel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (132)</image:title><image:caption>Heading for Meribel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-17T19:27:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/16/trip-advisor-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (130)</image:title><image:caption>Look how prettyArundel can be when its not grey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-16T15:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/15/3-shades-of-grey-sun-sea-and-sand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (8)</image:title><image:caption>Elmer Sands, grey sky, grey sea, grey sand. Boy am i looking forward to some colour and sunshine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-15T13:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/14/the-monologues-are-imminent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-129.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (129)</image:title><image:caption>It won't take lomg before these start diappearing and end up in dubious cigarettes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-14T18:59:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/13/quiz-night-shock-no-kit-kat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-127.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (127)</image:title><image:caption>A much more sedate photo today, after that of yesterday, Arundel castle in the gloom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-13T10:59:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/12/skiing-in-the-nude/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-12T13:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/11/victory-at-least-in-the-rugby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-124.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (124)</image:title><image:caption>A photo of a very different day in Australia a few short moths ago</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T09:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/10/the-nose-has-it-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (123)</image:title><image:caption>The bulls nose is in the top left hand quarter of theis picture, under the horns!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-1221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (122)</image:title><image:caption>The bulls nose is on the wall in the top left hand quarter of the picture under the horns!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T19:43:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/09/holy-cow-otway-for-an-oscar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (122)</image:title><image:caption>Modern art in Cannes. How to fool most people most of the time...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-10T10:49:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/08/decking-on-the-patio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (121)</image:title><image:caption>Terribly Tall Timothy Taylor akes the sign on the wall rather too seriously</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T15:17:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/07/south-downs-syndome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-120.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (120)</image:title><image:caption>South Downs south of Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-07T11:49:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/06/hogwarts-at-sunset/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-119.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (119)</image:title><image:caption>Arundel castle at sunset in winter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-25T01:58:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/05/sausage-in-your-g-and-t-madam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (118)</image:title><image:caption>Gin and tonic?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T13:26:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/04/pointless-celebrities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (117)</image:title><image:caption>The watery wastes of Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T12:19:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/03/sunset-in-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-116.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (116)</image:title><image:caption>A rare sunset in Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-03T09:34:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/02/02/a-bit-green/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (115)</image:title><image:caption>Green bloom in Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-02T08:36:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/31/final-french-farewell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-113.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (113)</image:title><image:caption>Just before the bloody Mary's arrived on the beach at St Laurent Du Var</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-31T08:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/30/lunch-at-rado-plage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (112)</image:title><image:caption>Rado Plage, Cannes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-30T10:46:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/29/all-yiddley-armani-and-arrogate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (111)</image:title><image:caption>Al Yiddley gets to grips with Armani</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-29T11:54:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/28/table-dancing-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (110)</image:title><image:caption>Dancing on the tables at The Valbonnaise</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-28T09:38:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/27/in-the-swim-of-music-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-107.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (107)</image:title><image:caption>The welcome sight of my swimming pool</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-27T09:54:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/26/just-desserts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-106.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (106)</image:title><image:caption>Even just flying into Nice Airport is uplifting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-26T08:20:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/25/sunday-roast-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (105)</image:title><image:caption>Is the meaning clear?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-25T15:09:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/24/the-futures-so-bright-i-gotta-wear-shades/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (1)</image:title><image:caption>Cool shades</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-24T11:28:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/23/banjo-gets-the-finger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (104)</image:title><image:caption>Even the snowman puys a finger up to Banjo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T09:35:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/13/a-do-er-whines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120912-01543.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120912-01543</image:title><image:caption>A sign of the times?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T17:49:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/23/strictly-not-dancing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120922-01579.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120922-01579</image:title><image:caption>does this need a caption?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T17:48:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/08/waterfront-cafe-lives-up-to-its-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-89.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (89)</image:title><image:caption>Waterfront Cafe takes things a bit too literally</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T17:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/10/octopus-balls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-91.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (91)</image:title><image:caption>Try me indeed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T17:45:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/21/the-source-of-yellow-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (102)</image:title><image:caption>The search for the sourse of the yellow snow goes on</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T17:45:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/22/prosthetic-leg-pulling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (103)</image:title><image:caption>Nice Lady Decorator pulling a leg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T09:10:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/20/there-was-snow-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (101)</image:title><image:caption>South Downs in the snow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-20T09:41:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/19/tucked-into-a-pig-roast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (100)</image:title><image:caption>The snow while it was still fun</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-19T10:11:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/18/confusion-rains-in-essex-on-sea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-99.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (99)</image:title><image:caption>No sign of Romford?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T13:12:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/17/naked-spanish-hippy-syndrome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-98.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (98)</image:title><image:caption>Modern Spanish building techniques revealed?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-17T19:52:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/16/cape-adeje-trek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-97.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (97)</image:title><image:caption>Cape Adeje golf course</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T13:52:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/15/camping-on-a-naturist-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-96.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (96)</image:title><image:caption>Camping it up on the naturist beach in tenerife</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T15:51:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/14/igneous-verses-the-atlantic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-95.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (95)</image:title><image:caption>tiny beach south of El Puertita on Tenerife</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-14T12:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/13/prohibition-translated-into-german/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-94.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (94)</image:title><image:caption>Chaps determined to make the most of the beach before the tide comes in</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-13T11:32:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/12/blue-sky-thinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-93.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (93)</image:title><image:caption>Slightly different England, note that blue area at the top, this is usually grey in England.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-12T18:21:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/11/sun-sea-and-essex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-92.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (92)</image:title><image:caption>Bahia Principe view from our room</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-11T09:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/09/salad-dodgers-delight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-90.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (90)</image:title><image:caption>Shoes that don't eat meat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-14T22:35:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/07/magic-mushroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-87.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (87)</image:title><image:caption>A magic mushroom?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-07T12:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/06/wyatt-earp-spotted-in-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-86.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (86)</image:title><image:caption>An English coastline at dusk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-06T14:29:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/05/quartermains-terms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (85)</image:title><image:caption>It's a sign</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-05T10:27:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/04/good-news-of-cocker-spaniel-thefts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-84.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (84)</image:title><image:caption>Dog nappers delight</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-04T15:36:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/03/swanning-around-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-83.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (83)</image:title><image:caption>Swanning around on the way to the Black Rabbit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-03T21:36:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/02/giant-haystacks-at-the-black-rabbit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-82.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (82)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-02T10:11:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2013/01/01/in-the-dog-basket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (81)</image:title><image:caption>Decorator goes to the dogs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-01T10:08:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/31/brad-wiggins-impersonation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (80)</image:title><image:caption>Clymping beach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-31T18:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/30/new-years-resolutions-again/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-30T11:40:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/30/new-years-resolutions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-79.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (79)</image:title><image:caption>The parched fields around Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-30T08:32:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/29/worthing-the-blue-rinse-capital/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img-20120921-00213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120921-00213</image:title><image:caption>Cathedral and pub, what could be more English</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-29T12:28:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/28/insert-into-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img-20110628-00018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20110628-00018</image:title><image:caption>Captain Condom bar in Bangkok. What can I get you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121227-175519.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121227-175519.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Captain Condom Bar in Bangkok. What can I get you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-28T09:01:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/27/busker-with-a-mouthful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (76)</image:title><image:caption>A busker with a difference caught in Adelaide</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-27T07:33:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/26/christmas-crashes-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-75.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (75)</image:title><image:caption>High tideon the south coast</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T19:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/25/christmas-decorations-cause-friction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-74.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (74)</image:title><image:caption>I thnk the house on the left has it right</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-25T09:58:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/24/clymping-down-on-sunshine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-72.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (72)</image:title><image:caption>Sparkling blue skies on the south coast, why its almost like Cannes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-27T11:34:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/23/come-on-santa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-70.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (70)</image:title><image:caption>A festive use for condoms?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-23T16:59:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/22/roadkill-and-tantric-sex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-69.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (69)</image:title><image:caption>Roadkill recipes from down under</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T19:40:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/21/7140/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>High tide in Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-21T11:57:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/20/monstrosity-alert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-67.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (67)</image:title><image:caption>A Christmas nightmare</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-20T09:36:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/19/arundel-at-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-66.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (66)</image:title><image:caption>Arundel in Christmas mood</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-20T11:29:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/18/christmas-subterfuge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-65.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (65)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-18T09:21:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/17/making-waves-before-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (64)</image:title><image:caption>Clymping beach in some rare sunshine under pressure from a high tide</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-17T06:45:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/16/1000th-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-02T13:50:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/15/a-nice-dream-turns-into-a-nightmare/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-62.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (62)</image:title><image:caption>The dream beach, Bondi in Australia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-15T11:19:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/14/old-and-haggard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (61)</image:title><image:caption>Old and Haggard? sounds like a couple of English opening bowlers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T07:38:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/13/hand-relief-for-joey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-60.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (60)</image:title><image:caption>Feeding wallabies by hand</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T13:47:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/12/australia-beached/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (59)</image:title><image:caption>Australian beach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-12T08:14:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/11/the-tide-changes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-58.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (58)</image:title><image:caption>Beware strong rip off indeed</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T16:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/10/last-tango-in-sydney/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (57)</image:title><image:caption>Doyle's resturant on the beach at watson Bay in Sydney</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-10T22:52:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/09/an-old-git-rants-about-the-weather/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-561.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (56)</image:title><image:caption>Clovelly Beach in Sydney on a warm and sunny day</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-56.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (56)</image:title><image:caption>Clovelly Beach in Sydney, when it was sunny and warm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T19:49:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/08/we-will-fight-them-on-the-beaches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bondai beach</image:title><image:caption>View from the RSL in Bondai Beach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-09T05:14:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/07/sydney-rocks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (53)</image:title><image:caption>Sydney opera House</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T14:58:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/06/outback-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (51)</image:title><image:caption>That Nice Lady Decorator give the birds the bird</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T22:54:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/05/you-cannot-trust-birds/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-08T13:42:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/04/fair-dinkum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (44)</image:title><image:caption>Quality at prices one can still not afford</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T21:15:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/03/kangaroo-island/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (43)</image:title><image:caption>Admirals Arch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T23:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/02/kangaroo-or-shutter-island/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>silly hat</image:title><image:caption>Fraser Island inhabitant keeps the sun off</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-02T15:50:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/12/01/kangaroo-court-in-session/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (40)</image:title><image:caption>Hanging judge John Judge-Mental preparing to abuse due process</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-02T08:54:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/30/hanging-judge-in-bribery-scandle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (38)</image:title><image:caption>Tea Tree Gully, scene of The first and last victory of The Nidderdale Taverners on tour.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-30T19:15:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/28/duck-hats-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (36)</image:title><image:caption>Sir Thomas Ingilby sporting tour headgear</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-30T18:58:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/29/cricket-on-his-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (37)</image:title><image:caption>Actor Fraser Hines being looked after in a special caring way</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-30T18:55:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/27/movember-moment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (35)</image:title><image:caption>Two good looking chaps exchange pleasantries</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T21:38:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/26/opening-match-ends-in-duck-hat-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (33)</image:title><image:caption>The opening ceremony procession</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-28T17:27:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/25/santa-claus-is-coming-to-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (32)</image:title><image:caption>The race to be Santa Clause in Adelaide</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T05:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/24/adelaide-in-need-of-aid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (30)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-24T17:36:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/23/one-night-in-bangkok/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-291.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (29)</image:title><image:caption>Some charming young ladies in Bangkok</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (29)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-22T15:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/22/cabbages-and-condoms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (28)</image:title><image:caption>Fish feeding frenzy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T11:40:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/21/bang-cocky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (27)</image:title><image:caption>Sheraton Bangkok poolside</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T08:23:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/20/bubble-stops-squeaking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (26)</image:title><image:caption>Bubble, after it had stopped squeaking</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-20T08:19:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/19/fresh-fruit-the-benefits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (25)</image:title><image:caption>I liked this photo as the subject looked so melancholic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T08:51:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/18/fine-filly-in-chichester/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (24)</image:title><image:caption>Fine young filly in Chichester</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-18T10:05:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/17/technology-baffles-old-fart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20120921-00213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120921-00213</image:title><image:caption>St Mary's Gate, Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-17T15:26:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/16/purple-rain-hut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121115-00007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121115-00007</image:title><image:caption>Purple haze?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-16T11:58:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/15/beach-cycling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121114-01721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121114-01721</image:title><image:caption>Rebuilding sea defences at Clymping</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T17:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/14/parade-of-nations-kit-unveiled/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121112-01717.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121112-01717</image:title><image:caption>Providing some amusement for the Australains, the Nidderdale Taverners kit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T19:59:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/13/jesus-loves-you-even-in-worthing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121112-01716.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121112-01716</image:title><image:caption>Praise the Lord</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T18:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/12/any-port-in-a-storm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121111-01715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121111-01715</image:title><image:caption>Lunch!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T16:28:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/11/its-in-the-sand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121108-00300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121108-00300</image:title><image:caption>Elmer sands in the sunshine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-11T16:35:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/10/going_round_-in_circles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121108-01708.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121108-01708</image:title><image:caption>Bizarre steering gear on a bike</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-10T13:59:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/09/book-launch-shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121108-01710.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121108-01710</image:title><image:caption>This is what happens if I am forced to shop</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-09T16:21:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/08/a-dogs-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121005-01643.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121005-01643</image:title><image:caption>The lovely Max, the proper dog, taking a nap in the car</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T15:49:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/07/the-wetlands-of-the-arun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121017-01682.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121017-01682</image:title><image:caption>The wetlands of Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-07T11:11:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/06/sun-goes-down-over-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/arun-20121105-01707.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arun-20121105-01707</image:title><image:caption>The sun sets over Arundel Castle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-06T10:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/05/inglenook-initiative/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/arun-20121104-01706.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arun-20121104-01706</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to the smoking room</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-05T08:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/04/black-rabbit-for-tennis-rabbits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121102-01704.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121102-01704</image:title><image:caption>A welcoming sight on a dank day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-04T14:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/03/when-an-old-cricketer-leaves-the-crease/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/arun-20121101-00292.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arun-20121101-00292</image:title><image:caption>The last resting place for the late great Colin The Lord of Cowdray of Tonbridge, C.B.E</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-03T09:24:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/02/garden-sheds-on-the-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121005-01645.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121005-01645</image:title><image:caption>The English beach experience</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-02T09:06:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/11/01/spume-everywhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img-20121031-01702.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121031-01702</image:title><image:caption>the after effects of a storm n the beach at Littlehampton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-01T17:26:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/31/wittering-on-about-a-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121030-016991.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121030-01699</image:title><image:caption>A beach I have been Wittering on about</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121030-01699.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121030-01699</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-01T08:25:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/30/cafe-exclusive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121029-01698.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121029-01698</image:title><image:caption>Have you any ID?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-30T09:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/29/squire-and-orson-wells/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121025-01691.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121025-01691</image:title><image:caption>My sentiments entorely</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-30T09:27:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/28/elephant-makes-trunk-call/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121027-01696.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121027-01696</image:title><image:caption>Elephant at The George and Dragon, Houghton 1906</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-30T15:18:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/27/skyfalls-the-limit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121025-01687.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121025-01687</image:title><image:caption>Pig of a table</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-27T09:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/26/brighton-or-dullton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121025-01689.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121025-01689</image:title><image:caption>Swanbourne Late in Arundel. Note the grey water.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-26T11:45:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/25/sunshine-approaches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121017-01683.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121017-01683</image:title><image:caption>Not a grey day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-25T13:57:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/24/how-many-shades-of-grey-are-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121005-01644.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121005-01644</image:title><image:caption>Was it Ultravox who recorded "Fade To Grey"?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-24T07:59:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/24/how-many-shades-of-grey/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-24T07:58:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/23/6636/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-23T07:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/22/grey-area/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121013-01672.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121013-01672</image:title><image:caption>Grey elephant?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-23T02:48:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/21/logging-technology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121006-01652.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121006-01652</image:title><image:caption>He cuts up wood with a chainsaw. Is that there the technology comes in?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-21T09:09:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/20/off-the-wall-marketing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121014-01677.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121014-01677</image:title><image:caption>The letter of the law</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-20T18:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/19/designer-lamp-shade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121014-01680.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121014-01680</image:title><image:caption>Surely all the water will leak out at this angle?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-19T14:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/18/all-at-sea-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121017-01684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121017-01684</image:title><image:caption>Clymping. The hairdressers favourite</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-18T11:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/17/pigeon-anyone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121013-01674.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121013-01674</image:title><image:caption>The cultivation of the pigeon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-17T07:27:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/16/in-the-stirrups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121014-01679.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121014-01679</image:title><image:caption>Toys from up north</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-16T08:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/15/one-up-one-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121014-01678.jpg</image:loc><image:title>desirable housing in Chester</image:title><image:caption>Desirable housing up north</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121013-016751.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121013-01675</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-15T08:10:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/14/food-scare-in-chester/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121013-01675.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr Simms Olde Sweet Shoppe, Chester</image:title><image:caption>Out of date sweets?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-14T07:17:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/13/wave-of-emotion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121011-01670.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121011-01670</image:title><image:caption>Wave of emotion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20120809-01413.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120809-01413</image:title><image:caption>Wave of emotion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-13T08:16:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/12/three-wise-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121011-01669.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If this is gnomestool is it what mushroom sit on?</image:title><image:caption>Which one is "see no evil?" I will want a drugs test</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-17T10:52:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/11/old-gits-rule/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121010-01668.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gentlemen's Outfitters Northern Sty;e</image:title><image:caption>Northern soul</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-17T10:44:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/10/bananarama-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121007-01663-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121007-01663 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Banana suit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T13:03:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/09/the-three-amigos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121007-01657.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121007-01657</image:title><image:caption>spooky</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-09T08:18:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/08/otway-the-movie-premiere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121007-01660.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From Odeon to Otway</image:title><image:caption>Otway makes his mark on the Odeon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-08T17:21:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/07/somersaults-at-60/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121006-01655.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121006-01655</image:title><image:caption>A man of 60 should know better</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-13T16:55:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/06/winter-creeps-nearer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121005-00231.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121005-00231</image:title><image:caption>Virginia creeper points to winter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-23T08:14:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/05/lunch-in-ruins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121004-01639.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121004-01639</image:title><image:caption>Around Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-05T11:16:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/04/wilde-writing-deserves-an-oscar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20120928-01606.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120928-01606</image:title><image:caption>One writer photographs another</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-04T07:00:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/03/oyster-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20120929-01626.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120929-01626</image:title><image:caption>Oyster opening championships</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-03T08:06:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/02/for-guinness-sake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20121001-01638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20121001-01638</image:title><image:caption>Not necessairily true all the time</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-03T07:34:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/29/party-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120929-01620-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120929-01620 (1)</image:title><image:caption>What, no Baileys?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T08:11:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/10/01/all-at-sea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20120928-01611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120928-01611</image:title><image:caption>On the way to Doolin from Galway</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T08:04:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/30/prison-uniform/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120929-01624.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120929-01624</image:title><image:caption>Spot the difference?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-30T09:33:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/28/drunken-sailors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120924-01600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120924-01600</image:title><image:caption>Which way are we going?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T08:09:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/27/a-star-is-born/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120925-01604.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120925-01604</image:title><image:caption>Blackberry beside tasty snack?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T07:14:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/26/calmer-waters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120924-01584.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120924-01584</image:title><image:caption>The calm after the storm before the next storm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-26T06:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/25/largy-releases-lager/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120924-01602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120924-01602</image:title><image:caption>Largy tests the wind direction</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T05:00:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/24/the-delights-of-northern-food/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-24T06:22:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/22/unforgettable-bread/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120921-01572.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120921-01572</image:title><image:caption>Unforgettable bread</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-22T11:48:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/21/ups-and-downs-of-living-in-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120919-01570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120919-01570</image:title><image:caption>A short walk from a pub</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-21T06:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/20/pub-to-the-rescue/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-20T20:14:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/19/tomatoes-die-shocking-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120916-01567.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120916-01567</image:title><image:caption>Arundel Castle cricket ground</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T07:04:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/18/political-incorrectness-gets-just-desserts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120915-01563.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120915-01563</image:title><image:caption>Police move in on trouble makers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T05:22:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/17/uncle-fester-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120916-01566.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120916-01566</image:title><image:caption>The ridicuously lomg bill for lunch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T07:20:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/16/nice-little-run-around/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120915-01564.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120915-01564</image:title><image:caption>I'll take two. Can you wrap them?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-20T20:16:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/15/goodwood-deadwood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (23)</image:title><image:caption>Picture of the co-op.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-15T19:49:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/14/postman-pat-stalked-by-aliens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120818-01438.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120818-01438</image:title><image:caption>Kids, look away now</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-14T06:40:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/12/dog-roast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120908-01541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120908-01541</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't need to be a pig....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-12T10:24:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/11/modern-art-a-commentary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120901-01505.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120901-01505</image:title><image:caption>The stature needs a bit of tweaking</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T07:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/10/driving-me-up-the-wall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120907-015322.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120907-01532</image:title><image:caption>Bike illegally parked</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T07:44:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/09/chateau-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120908-01535.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120908-01535</image:title><image:caption>Chateau de Champchevrier</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-09T04:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/08/beached/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120907-01533.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120907-01533</image:title><image:caption>A beach on Isle De Re</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-08T07:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/06/hahbourung-ill-5houfgts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120906-01527.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120906-01527</image:title><image:caption>The harbour at La Flotte</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T06:18:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/06/st-emilion-homage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120905-01517.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120905-01517</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T20:34:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/05/a-bridge-too-far/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120904-01513.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120904-01513</image:title><image:caption>Can you see what it is yet? A tunnel on the canal du midi in Castelnaudry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-05T06:46:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/04/master-cutter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120903-01508.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120903-01508</image:title><image:caption>A cut above the rest?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-04T10:09:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/03/hogging-the-restaurants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120901-01503.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120901-01503</image:title><image:caption>Three lttle pigs, and another one</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-03T07:38:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/02/ghastly-apparition-before-dinner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120901-01506.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120901-01506</image:title><image:caption>I want a kilo of whatever the artist was smoking</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-02T06:13:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/09/01/the-art-of-failed-photography/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img-20120830-01485.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120830-01485</image:title><image:caption>Art, but not as we know it. The view of Cannes shrouded in cloud beneath the mountains.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-01T07:11:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/31/tonelling-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120830-01493.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120830-01493</image:title><image:caption>La Tonelle viewed from the sea</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-03T09:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/30/wine-colostomy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120829-01481.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120829-01481</image:title><image:caption>Peachy shows off his version of a colostomy bag</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-31T07:41:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/29/grappling-with-grapes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/suzanne1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suzanne</image:title><image:caption>Surely there must be another way to eat grapes?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-31T07:41:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/27/where-did-you-get-that-hat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120826-01477.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120826-01477</image:title><image:caption>Street music in Arundel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-28T13:47:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/28/atrocity-beside-a-butchers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120826-01474-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120826-01474 (1)</image:title><image:caption>How could anyone think this fine band could ever butcher a song?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-31T07:42:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/26/legendary-duo-discovered-in-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120825-01473.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120825-01473</image:title><image:caption>Peters and Lee busking for a living?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-26T07:26:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/25/tempest-dead-on-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120824-01471.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120824-01471</image:title><image:caption>The calm before the storm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-25T09:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/24/abba-ration/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120823-01467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120823-01467</image:title><image:caption>Abba, without the two dodgy blokes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T07:25:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/23/morris-men-menaced/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120818-01442.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120818-01442</image:title><image:caption>Quick, pretend we can't see her</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-23T08:14:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/22/star-wars-in-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120819-01444.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120819-01444</image:title><image:caption>Star wars or land of the faires?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-22T06:24:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/21/head-on-collision-stuns-sheep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120820-00200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120820-00200</image:title><image:caption>The moment of impact</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-21T07:44:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/20/bathtub-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120819-01454.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120819-01454</image:title><image:caption>Jolly Boating weather</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-20T06:37:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/19/who-ate-all-the-pies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120818-01439.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120818-01439</image:title><image:caption>Oh Yez Oh yez, who ate all the pies</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-19T06:35:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/18/insane-usain-impersonation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120816-01433.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120816-01433</image:title><image:caption>Rowley makes a Bolt for it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-18T07:37:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/17/english-rain-innovation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120816-01431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120816-01431</image:title><image:caption>Is that a man with a plate on his head?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-17T04:37:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/16/a-proper-breakfast-or-a-dogs-dinner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120812-01418.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120812-01418</image:title><image:caption>A cholestral concentration</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-15T18:43:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/15/a-fishy-smell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/brighton-and-hove-20120813-00193.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brighton and Hove-20120813-00193</image:title><image:caption>Fish and feet rather than fish and chips</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-22T05:54:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/14/the-dead-centre-of-brighton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120813-00191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120813-00191</image:title><image:caption>A macabre sight on a macabre sea front. Juan Les Pins in August just clinches it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-15T07:51:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/13/band-should-be-on-the-run/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120812-01420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120812-01420</image:title><image:caption>The worthy Worthing  Silver Band give Qteen a run for its money</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-13T06:50:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/12/burpham-after-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120809-01413.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120809-01413</image:title><image:caption>Waterside Cafe, soon to be champagne bar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-12T06:36:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/11/public-schoolboys-just-cannot-leave-it-alone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120810-01417.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120810-01417</image:title><image:caption>For sale indeed</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-11T08:02:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/10/old-chap-sticks-it-to-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120809-014101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120809-01410</image:title><image:caption>Arundel basking in sunshine and walking sticks to the fore</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-10T07:21:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/09/singing-up-in-smoke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120808-01405-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120808-01405 (3)</image:title><image:caption>Singing George warns of the dangers of smoking</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-09T11:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/08/more-stick-for-walking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120805-01402.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120805-01402</image:title><image:caption>The Black Rabbit at Arundel, a fab pub by the river Arun</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-09T05:29:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/07/walking-towards-oblivion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120806-01403.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120806-01403</image:title><image:caption>Not yet, surely?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-07T07:50:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/06/around-arundel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120805-01400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120805-01400</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T22:10:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/05/holiday-rentals-scam-exposed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/valbonne-20120106-00767.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20120106-00767</image:title><image:caption>The house that is not for rent</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T22:09:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/04/dial-a-hubby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120803-003042.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120803-00304</image:title><image:caption>Mostly good news, I think</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-04T10:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/03/political-correctness-anomoly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120729-013941.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120729-01394</image:title><image:caption>Pump up the jam?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120729-01394.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120729-01394</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-03T10:58:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/01/james-cleans-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120731-01396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120731-01396</image:title><image:caption>The ultimate irony, a cleaner called James</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-04T14:13:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/08/02/need-to-park-a-banjo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img-20120801-01397.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120801-01397</image:title><image:caption>The name alone is enough to put me off</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T05:45:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/31/english-creature-comforts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120729-01395.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120729-01395</image:title><image:caption>Comfy garden furniture, English style</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T20:56:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/30/chateau-supreme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120729-01390.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120729-01390</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T08:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/28/ducks-off-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120727-013851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120727-01385</image:title><image:caption>How canard can it be?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120727-01385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120727-01385</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-29T07:11:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/29/dogs-and-beaune/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120728-01387.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120728-01387</image:title><image:caption>A happy estate agent?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-28T18:03:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/27/the-end-is-nigh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120726-01380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120726-01380</image:title><image:caption>It's a sign</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T20:54:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/26/caspar-the-ghost-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120207-00883-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120207-00883 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Mr Clipbeard makes his point about a ghost writer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-20T06:45:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/25/a-journalist-is-born/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120531-01218.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120531-01218</image:title><image:caption>I think a celebratory cigar this evening?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-03T17:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/24/an-evening-flowers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120724-01374.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120724-01374</image:title><image:caption>Red Hibiscus</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-24T06:16:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/23/confirmed-banjo-repulsive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/valbonne-20120722-00172.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20120722-00172</image:title><image:caption>He must have modelled for that picture</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-23T08:09:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/22/a-dogs-dinner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20110625-00004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20110625-00004</image:title><image:caption>I think it is supposed to be 2 eyes?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T12:19:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/21/sun-goes-down-on-red-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/valbonne-20111231-00282.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20111231-00282</image:title><image:caption>Clouds gather for my red wine stock</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-03T11:52:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/20/a-line-about-washing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120717-01370.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120717-01370</image:title><image:caption>Lets put a line through this</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-20T08:43:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/19/read-nothing-into-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120717-01369.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120717-01369</image:title><image:caption>Readin glasses keep an eye on the tennis</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T05:07:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/18/truffle-kerfuffle-chuckle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/valbonne-20120717-00166.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20120717-00166</image:title><image:caption>Agapantha in bloom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-18T02:05:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/04/painting-vote-shocker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wim-teunissen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wim Teunissen</image:title><image:caption>My image at the Wim of the painter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-17T17:25:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/15/fireworks-posponed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120714-01367.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120714-01367</image:title><image:caption>What is that wine glass doing to the view?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-17T17:19:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/17/wish-denied/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120716-01368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120716-01368</image:title><image:caption>Personally, I prefer them as they are</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-17T14:51:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/16/modern-art-fiasco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120713-01366.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120713-01366</image:title><image:caption>No, no and no</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-16T10:35:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/14/fireworks-in-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120713-01365.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120713-01365</image:title><image:caption>Fireworks in Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-14T18:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/13/sun-sets-on-gourmet-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120708-01352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120708-01352</image:title><image:caption>Sunset for healthy eating.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T12:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/12/all-aboard-for-the-fireworks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120624-01282.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120624-01282</image:title><image:caption>Fireworks aboard on Saturday</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-12T16:23:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/11/the-neighbours-must-love-pink-floyd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120707-01342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120707-01342</image:title><image:caption>A walk along the river</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T12:19:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/10/pool-resources/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120709-01358.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120709-01358</image:title><image:caption>Dog with tennis ball, no this is not Wimbledon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-10T09:03:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/09/plane-evidence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anthony-bay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anthony bay</image:title><image:caption>Food fight?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-10T06:56:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/08/cricket-boules/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120707-01350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120707-01350</image:title><image:caption>Boys with toys</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-08T13:31:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/07/mognipotent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120706-01337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120706-01337</image:title><image:caption>Things can be tough here as well.The nearest ice is over 30 mtres away in the fridge.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-07T17:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/06/strictly-for-the-elderly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120624-01308.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120624-01308</image:title><image:caption>Strictly come dancing, St Tropez style</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T20:47:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/05/art-in-the-toilet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120702-01333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120702-01333</image:title><image:caption>A friend in the toilet?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-05T13:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/03/judging-a-book-by-its-cover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sandra-seymour-dale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandra Seymour-Dale</image:title><image:caption>What a devilishly good looking chap</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-06T10:51:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/02/gendarme-restraint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (19)</image:title><image:caption>Allo allo, whats all this then?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T03:08:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/07/01/lunch-in-st-tropez/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img-20120624-01300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120624-01300</image:title><image:caption>Tahiti Beach last weekend</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-08T20:16:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/30/lost-golf-tee-found/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120625-01321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120625-01321</image:title><image:caption>So thats where my golf tee went</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-02T21:04:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/29/tourists-sail-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (18)</image:title><image:caption>Aboard L'Exocet on the way back from St Tropez</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-29T07:43:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/28/mediterranean-sunset/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sunset-pta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset pta</image:title><image:caption>Any pirates around?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-28T08:08:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/27/waiter-there-is-no-wine-in-my-glass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1798.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1798</image:title><image:caption>But those are all empty?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-05T22:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/26/a-pole-apart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120624-01315.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120624-01315</image:title><image:caption>Pole dancing aboard L'Exocet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-26T11:59:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/25/toe-in-the-water-on-the-way-to-st-tropez/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120624-01284.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120624-01284</image:title><image:caption>Nick Davies gets a toe hold</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-25T14:01:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/24/pig-roast-progresses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1734.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1734</image:title><image:caption>Poolside before the arrivalof the pig roast</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-24T14:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/23/hot-air-over-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (17)</image:title><image:caption>The balloon goes up for the Thornton Allen`s leaving party</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T08:48:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/22/valbonne-pig-roast-shock-for-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120621-01276.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120621-01276</image:title><image:caption>Valbonne Square at night, honest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-28T18:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/21/hair-raising-tennis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120617-01270.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120617-01270</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-28T11:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/20/prevaricating-pomegranate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120617-01264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120617-01264</image:title><image:caption>Pomegranate tree responds to unfriendly persuasion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-20T09:16:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/19/a-surprising-goat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120617-01265.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120617-01265</image:title><image:caption>A sheepish surprise</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T09:09:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/18/semaphore-decorator-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120617-01261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120617-01261</image:title><image:caption>Sot that nice lady decorator</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-18T11:02:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/17/salute-to-the-decorator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120613-01256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120613-01256</image:title><image:caption>Another image from post lunch stupidity earlier in the week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-17T07:33:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/16/beauty-dogged-by-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120613-01252.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120613-01252</image:title><image:caption>The beautiful Brague with a mangy mutt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-16T10:09:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/15/space-for-a-curry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120613-01253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120613-01253</image:title><image:caption>I think it's a boy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120613-012581.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120613-01258</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-15T05:21:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/14/a-whisper-or-a-kiss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120613-01258.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120613-01258</image:title><image:caption>Roly and Peachy after lunch, naturally</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-14T11:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/13/on-the-source/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120612-01246.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120612-01246</image:title><image:caption>The newly revamped Auberge De La Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-13T06:25:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/12/back-to-the-souture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/valbonne-20120612-00086.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20120612-00086</image:title><image:caption>The pav this morning with that nice lady DJ's tools of the trade</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-12T05:59:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/11/ski-season-over-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120610-01242.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120610-01242</image:title><image:caption>skiing anyone?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-11T12:56:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/10/help-for-heroes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120609-01234.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120609-01234</image:title><image:caption>Some garden hero helpers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-10T10:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/09/provencal-summer-flowers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120604-01222.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120604-01222</image:title><image:caption>Yucca in bloom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-09T06:42:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/08/on-the-rain-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1472.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1472</image:title><image:caption>Looks like a study in oils</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-08T07:39:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/07/dyslexia-in-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120606-01228.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120606-01228</image:title><image:caption>Art in the dyslexic world</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-07T09:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/06/egg-on-face-or-face-on-egg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20110813-00098.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20110813-00098</image:title><image:caption>Egstatic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-06T16:01:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/05/jolly-boating-weather/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120604-00074-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120604-00074 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Where are the sun decks, the champagne, the sunshine?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-06T11:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/04/no-torpedoes-in-the-pool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120603-00069.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120603-00069</image:title><image:caption>A nightcap in the pav</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-04T11:16:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/03/dead-red/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120602-01219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120602-01219</image:title><image:caption>Almost perfect camoflage</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-03T07:52:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/02/look-no-hands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120531-00058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120531-00058</image:title><image:caption>How to eat a pannacotta</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-17T00:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/06/01/cigar-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img-20120531-01218.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120531-01218</image:title><image:caption>The perfect end to a day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-02T16:50:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/31/childish-strutting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120315-01039.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120315-01039</image:title><image:caption>A silly show off routune.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-31T06:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/30/no-dutch-caps-to-be-seen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120528-01211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120528-01211</image:title><image:caption>Golf hostilities recommence today</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-30T05:22:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/29/dandelion-thief-caught-in-the-act/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120527-01209.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120527-01209</image:title><image:caption>Tea leaf</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-03T17:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/28/drinks-ploy-may-fail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120527-01208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120527-01208</image:title><image:caption>The taste of summer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-27T22:25:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/27/naked-politician-in-the-driving-seat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20111008-00343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111008-00343</image:title><image:caption>The naked politician in the normal driving position abaord D5</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-27T06:42:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/26/peachy-takes-the-blame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/saint-laurent-du-var-20120422-00455.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saint-Laurent-du-Var-20120422-00455</image:title><image:caption>Peach up? or down</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-26T08:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/25/dog-finds-water-in-pool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120517-01198.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120517-01198</image:title><image:caption>Water off a dogs back</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-25T09:48:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/24/the-kiln-fields/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120523-01205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120523-01205</image:title><image:caption>Not the killing fields</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-24T08:29:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/18/me-and-peter-maile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/coombs-and-frost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coombs and Frost</image:title><image:caption>You invented what?....... hahahahahahahahahaha</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-23T14:13:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/23/champange-with-an-orange/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/orange-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orANGE CAR</image:title><image:caption>The winning entry?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-24T06:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/22/moth-avoids-flame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120519-01204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120519-01204</image:title><image:caption>Giant moth seen in Yorkshire</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-22T17:05:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/21/fired-up-for-cooking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120518-01201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120518-01201</image:title><image:caption>Fire being readied for cooking</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-22T09:46:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/20/pigs-ear-or-trotters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120518-01202.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120518-01202</image:title><image:caption>Peckham comes to Harrogate</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-22T01:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/19/cars-seen-up-north/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120518-01200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120518-01200</image:title><image:caption>Up to date transport Harrogate style</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-19T20:58:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/18/1992-latest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120517-011991.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120517-01199</image:title><image:caption>Up to date information for the modern traveller</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120517-01199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120517-01199</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-18T08:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/17/fat-people-harder-to-kidnap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/peachy-fat-e1337235934585.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peachy fat</image:title><image:caption>He has a point, picture taken by Slash and Burn Thornton Allan of the Big Picture</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-17T06:31:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/16/look-at-the-sisal-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120515-01195.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120515-01195</image:title><image:caption>Red hot poker?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-17T07:40:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/15/the-dog-has-no-nose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120512-01183.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120512-01183</image:title><image:caption>Looking uo at Opio</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T02:38:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/14/every-picture-tells-a-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120513-01188.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120513-01188</image:title><image:caption>Baileys voucher delight</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T10:33:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/13/golf-and-bandit-country/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120512-01182.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120512-01182</image:title><image:caption>Grade Bastide golf course, scene of a robbery yesterday</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-13T07:30:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/12/sunshine-and-desolation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120511-01175.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120511-01175</image:title><image:caption>Readers from the north of England please note that strange blue colour in the sky</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-12T05:53:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/11/dissertation-make-my-a-large-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120222-00920.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120222-00920</image:title><image:caption>The Vignale Tennis Club bar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-11T12:47:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/10/garden-design-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120509-01173.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120509-01173</image:title><image:caption>A Brazilian theme takes shape</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-03T13:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/09/the-harder-they-fall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120508-01172.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120508-01172</image:title><image:caption>Pines felled by winter snows</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-09T10:00:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/08/never-judge-a-book-by-its-cover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120506-01165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120506-01165</image:title><image:caption>Nice moustache</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-08T20:45:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/07/gloria-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120506-01167.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120506-01167</image:title><image:caption>Gloria in excelsis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120503-01162-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120503-01162 (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-07T10:40:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/06/inflated-view-of-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120408-01099.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120408-01099</image:title><image:caption>That nce lady garden designer resting with her two inflatable friends</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-06T23:51:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/05/tennis-take-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120423-01135.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120423-01135</image:title><image:caption>I think the tennis aspirations of my opponents will fly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-05T16:11:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/04/rubbish-clear-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120503-01162.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120503-01162</image:title><image:caption>He will have eaten most of it before we get to the tip</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-04T12:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/03/a-box-of-chicken-for-a-man-in-a-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120429-01144.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120429-01144</image:title><image:caption>"Have you anything finger licking good by any chance?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-03T19:10:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/02/accidental-fork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120501-01158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120501-01158</image:title><image:caption>a naked forker?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T18:39:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/30/the-difficulties-of-motoring-in-a-drought/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120429-01149.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120429-01149</image:title><image:caption>A quick paddle after lunch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T04:02:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/05/01/doggy-bag-sir/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img-20120430-01156.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120430-01156</image:title><image:caption>Whats for dinner dad?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T03:05:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/29/phone-home-no-chance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120426-01138.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120426-01138</image:title><image:caption>England calling?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T03:57:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/28/rabbiting-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120426-01141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120426-01141</image:title><image:caption>The Black Rabbit on the banks of the Arun</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T03:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/27/dog-warning-on-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120426-01139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120426-01139</image:title><image:caption>England by the sea. Sensible precautions suggested for dog owners</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-28T07:34:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/26/drought-worsens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (16)</image:title><image:caption>Is this a man of the cloth? he seems to have a dog collar on?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T21:42:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/25/tears-on-my-pillow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mr-right.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr right</image:title><image:caption>Who am I to argue? liberated from old pal Lindsey Weskar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T17:29:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/24/artistic-licence-revoked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>07</image:title><image:caption>Ego being inflated nicely</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>07</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T17:34:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/23/top-marques-for-sprog-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Don't take your champagne in there....ooops too late</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-23T12:51:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/22/man-lipstick-not-necessairily-gay-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120421-01123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120421-01123</image:title><image:caption>Peachy Butterfield googled himself to see if he was gay. The application of lipstick seemingly sooths chapped lips. make up your own mind</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-22T18:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/21/ticked-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120420-01119.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120420-01119</image:title><image:caption>I feel lunch coming on</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T06:25:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/19/old-gits-cruise-to-victory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120412-01104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120412-01104</image:title><image:caption>pink and leopard skin, set oof beuatifully against the red carpet and red wheels</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T06:22:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/20/cafe-latin-in-baptism-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120419-01114.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120419-01114</image:title><image:caption>the font at Cafe Latin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120412-011111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120412-01111</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T03:56:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/18/mad-as-a-hatter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120412-01111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120412-01111</image:title><image:caption>New hat anyone?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T14:56:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/17/spot-the-acne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120412-01109.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120412-01109</image:title><image:caption>Lady with carbuncle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-17T12:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/16/rain-masks-the-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120416-055548.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120416-055548.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120416-055436.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120416-055436.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T00:40:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/15/garden-design-trumpeted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120412-01110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120412-01110</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-16T03:34:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/14/cooked-food-in-sushi-restaurant-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120413-00451.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120413-00451</image:title><image:caption>Is that something cooked in there?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-14T09:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/13/yacht-show-catastrophy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120412-01103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120412-01103</image:title><image:caption>What presentation, what content, a masterpiece, not</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T14:47:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/12/salty-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/antibes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>antibes</image:title><image:caption>Edging out of Antibes harbour aboard D5</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T09:53:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/11/no-smoke-without-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120330-01088.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120330-01088</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-11T13:02:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/10/inflated-opinion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120410-084309.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120410-084309.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120410-083817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120410-083817.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-10T09:43:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/09/a-truffle-expensive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/truffle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>truffle</image:title><image:caption>Truffles in Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-09T12:24:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/08/ahoy-fat-boy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/peachy-boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peachy boat</image:title><image:caption>Dinner aboard a yacht, Peachy style</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-08T07:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/07/truffles-or-mushrooms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120330-01089.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120330-01089</image:title><image:caption>As Rolf Harris might say, Can you see what it is yet?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-07T08:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/06/mourn-day-thursday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120405-01097.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120405-01097</image:title><image:caption>Read my palm?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-06T23:26:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/05/the-most-expensive-cherries-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (1)</image:title><image:caption>An hour later it was gone, bought by one of the idle rich in the village one assumes. picture taken by Slash and Burn Thornton Allan from The Big Picture www.tbigp.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T20:38:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/01/compare-the-mark-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120310-01003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120310-01003</image:title><image:caption>Dog in a manger? Oh on, dog in a basket</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-02T20:54:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/03/blowing-dixie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>And I always thought the expression "Blowing Dixie" meant something entirely different.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-02T15:32:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/04/02/peachy-makes-a-boob/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img-20120401-01092.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120401-01092</image:title><image:caption>What's going on here then?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-02T08:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/31/i-want-to-brague/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120330-01085.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120330-01085</image:title><image:caption>The Brague, there is a river side walk from Valbonne to Biot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-31T21:04:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/30/no-wind-emissions-from-anus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fart</image:title><image:caption>A french sign forbidding farting? How can this be enforced?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-31T09:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/29/tennis-result-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120329-01084.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120329-01084</image:title><image:caption>Anyone for tennis?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-29T09:05:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/28/cupcake-lunacy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bag</image:title><image:caption>Cupcake heaven</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T06:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/27/garden-gnome-horror/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120326-01079.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120326-01079</image:title><image:caption>The one on the right is clearly training to be a policemen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-08T10:21:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/26/putting-your-foot-in-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120325-01078.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120325-01078</image:title><image:caption> A clear case of clubfoot, Canadian Club that is.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-20T00:39:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/25/us-writers-must-stick-together/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120310-01004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120310-01004</image:title><image:caption>Ernest Hemingway in Floridita's in Havana</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-25T09:29:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/24/voyage-of-disc-recovery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120323-01076.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120323-01076</image:title><image:caption>Those that have said in the past that the music I have represented was a bit wet get their reward.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-24T14:43:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/23/pretty-in-pink-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120317-01072.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120317-01072</image:title><image:caption>A suitable car to go to see The Village People</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-26T20:04:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/22/new-lease-of-life-for-village-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120318-01074.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120318-01074</image:title><image:caption>I always said that low carb diet would end in tears</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-22T12:27:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/21/not-mushroom-in-the-garden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (15)</image:title><image:caption>Its amazing! magic mushrooms have grown again!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-21T09:31:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/20/sunshine-a-distant-memory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120316-01042.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120316-01042</image:title><image:caption>Ambos Mundos Hotel roof terrace looking towards Casablanca</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-20T14:23:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/19/the-past-is-orange/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (14)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-20T14:22:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/13/5281/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-19T13:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/18/sea-soup-a-bit-fishy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (13)</image:title><image:caption>Interesting menu choice?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-19T06:38:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/17/buena-vista-social-club-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (12)</image:title><image:caption>The legendary Buena Vista social Club live at Cafe Taverna in Havana</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-17T21:59:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/16/more-smoking-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (10)</image:title><image:caption>I especially like that unsecured metal plate just by the track. Health and Safety eat your heart out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T13:08:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/15/havana-great-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (9)</image:title><image:caption>Downtown Havana</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T11:40:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/14/cigars-and-smoke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (8)</image:title><image:caption>I am sure there is a joke here about Cuban virgins</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-28T11:16:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/13/this-thing-is-smoking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (7)</image:title><image:caption>Note the cigars for sale and the line of mojitos being set up</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T18:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/12/shifting-sands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (6)</image:title><image:caption>Emissions may be an issue....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-12T12:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/11/bodeguita-del-medio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (5)</image:title><image:caption>Bodeguita Del Medio, home of the Mojito</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T15:44:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/10/taxi-cuban-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/havana-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>havana car</image:title><image:caption>The 1956 Chevvy Bel Air convertible, our taxi to the beach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-11T13:51:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/09/havana-vintage-car-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (1)</image:title><image:caption>view from the pool of Hotel Saratoga, Havana</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T17:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/08/glorious-gatwick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120307-00949.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120307-00949</image:title><image:caption>Gatwick or Havana? its a tough call</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-08T04:07:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/06/kill-the-banker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kill-the-banker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kill the banker</image:title><image:caption>A black ski slope rather aptly named....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-07T10:40:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/07/skateboard-attitude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120207-00878.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120207-00878</image:title><image:caption>"Slash and Burn" in airport mode</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-07T16:54:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/05/dog-in-a-manger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120226-00931.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120226-00931</image:title><image:caption>Dog in a manger?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-04T21:23:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/03/a-euro-for-your-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img-20120302-00947.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120302-00947</image:title><image:caption>Style guru goes down market, a Euro for your thoughts?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-04T15:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/02/a-different-school-of-thought/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120229-00944.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120229-00944</image:title><image:caption>Literary perfection recognised</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-03T07:48:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/03/01/ahoy-captain-pugwash/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-11T10:43:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/29/lady-in-red/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120228-00936.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120228-00936</image:title><image:caption>Peachy looking a bit red in the face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120221-00919-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120221-00919 (1)</image:title><image:caption>So this is what a 50 metre yacht looks like?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120221-00919-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120221-00919 (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120222-009211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120222-00921</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-29T06:16:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/28/the-wonders-of-wifi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120227-00933.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120227-00933</image:title><image:caption>A bit lacking on filing cabinets etc, but I guess it can work...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-28T10:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/27/parental-control/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120226-00928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120226-00928</image:title><image:caption>No, I cannot explain it either</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T18:55:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/26/dodgy-pins-at-juan-les-pins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120225-00923.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120225-00923</image:title><image:caption>La Petite Plage at Juan Les Pins</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-26T09:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/25/up-the-cripple-creek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120222-00921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120222-00921</image:title><image:caption>The view from the Vignale tennis club</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-25T08:34:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/24/premier-mardi-on-the-third-thursday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120223-00922.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120223-00922</image:title><image:caption>It's art Jim, but not as we know it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-24T08:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/23/naked-politician-in-thrashing-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120222-00921-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120222-00921 (1)</image:title><image:caption>The Vignale tennis club, scene of my latest triumph</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-25T10:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/22/flipper-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/italian-cruse-evening-wear.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Italian cruse evening wear</image:title><image:caption>These are more like slappers than slippers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T18:10:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/21/barefoot-in-the-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/valbonne-20120201-00829.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20120201-00829</image:title><image:caption>The winter wonderland of Valbonne a few weeks ago</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-20T22:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/20/breil-sur-roya-and-a-duck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120217-00917.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120217-00917</image:title><image:caption>Eat your heart out David Bailey</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-20T08:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/19/peachyfied/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120208-00898.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120208-00898</image:title><image:caption>A hotel for fat bottomed girls?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-19T07:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/17/snow-dealt-with-in-limone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/limone-piemonte-20120215-00912.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Limone Piemonte-20120215-00912</image:title><image:caption>There no business like snow business</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-18T11:55:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/18/limone-versus-isola-2000-no-contest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120209-00901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120209-00901</image:title><image:caption>The open and quiet ski slopes of Limone</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-18T09:04:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/16/a-man-of-many-hats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120215-00910-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120215-00910 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Which hat? I know, I will wear both</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-15T08:08:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/15/theatrical-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120214-00908.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120214-00908</image:title><image:caption>Greoliere Les Neiges viewed from the Valmasque Forest close to Sophia Antipolis</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T14:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/14/dog-walking-for-cyclists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120213-00907.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120213-00907</image:title><image:caption>Dog impressed by owner wearing yellow jerse</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-14T07:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/13/the-english-patient/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120209-009041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120209-00904</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if he was feeling blue?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-13T08:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/12/carried-off-to-the-pub/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120209-00904.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120209-00904</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120210-009051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120210-00905</image:title><image:caption>That nice lady decorator being carried to the pun by sprog 1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120210-00905.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120210-00905</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-12T12:15:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/11/faked-photograph-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120207-00883.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120207-00883</image:title><image:caption>One can see from this how easy it is to fake photographs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-11T10:54:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/10/retreat-from-the-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120209-00903.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120209-00903</image:title><image:caption>Restaurant view from Limone</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-09T23:51:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/09/mr-clipbeard-undeterred-by-blizzard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120207-00897.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120207-00897</image:title><image:caption>Another question; Why?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-09T17:15:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/08/superbowl-with-a-twist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120207-008761.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120207-00876</image:title><image:caption>I think they were saying 36-24-38</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120207-00876.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120207-00876</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-08T15:14:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/07/lawnmower-redundant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120203-008611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120203-00861</image:title><image:caption>The scene at Greoliere Les Neiges last week</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-07T14:53:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/06/golf-in-the-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120205-00868.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120205-00868</image:title><image:caption>Looking down the 17th hole at the Grande Bastide</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T07:14:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/05/rugby-party-ends-in-shame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120203-00859.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120203-00859</image:title><image:caption>The proceeds from my lumberjacking duties</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T17:17:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/04/ski-or-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120203-00861.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120203-00861</image:title><image:caption>Greoliere under a metre of new snow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-04T20:22:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/03/the-road-to-nowhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img-20120201-00849.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120201-00849</image:title><image:caption>The road to nowhere</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-03T12:15:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/02/valbonne-winter-wonderland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/valbonne-20120201-00831.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20120201-00831</image:title><image:caption>Global warming in retreat?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-28T21:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/02/01/the-snow-must-go-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/valbonne-20120131-00826.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20120131-00826</image:title><image:caption>There's no business like snow business</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-01T19:48:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/31/bean-power/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120130-00810.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120130-00810</image:title><image:caption>The French way of manufacturing, manufacture a queue.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-31T20:28:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/30/mushy-peas-dont-hit-the-spot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120129-00805.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120129-00805</image:title><image:caption>Even Cannes looks miserable in the rain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-30T07:52:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/29/midem-strikes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20111128-00544.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111128-00544</image:title><image:caption>The sort of pool that Tony should build?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-29T08:24:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/28/all-yiddley-in-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120113-00784.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120113-00784</image:title><image:caption>Obviously not included in the price of the room. What does this say about the quality of the hotel?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-28T11:50:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/27/a-fiery-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120125-00799.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120125-00799</image:title><image:caption>A hot topic?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-27T09:03:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/26/mr-clipbeard-pulls-a-fast-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/grasse-20120125-00803.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grasse-20120125-00803</image:title><image:caption>Auberge Provencal at Plascassier</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-27T17:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/25/motion-sickness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120123-00798.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120123-00798</image:title><image:caption>Amazing what the French can fashion from a turd.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-25T15:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/24/juan-les-pins-after-sunset/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120123-00793-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120123-00793 (1)</image:title><image:caption>On my way to wor kat Juaan Les Pins last night</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-24T09:27:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/23/a-picture-worth-50000-hits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gourdon-20120101-007571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gourdon-20120101-00757</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gourdon-20120101-00757.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gourdon-20120101-00757</image:title><image:caption>Nope, I have no idea either and I don't even want to speculate</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-23T08:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/22/gourdon-to-walk-or-beach-for-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gourdon-20120108-00775.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gourdon-20120108-00775</image:title><image:caption>The donkey track above Gourdon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-22T05:25:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/21/papering-over-the-cracks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gourdon-20120120-00791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gourdon-20120120-00791</image:title><image:caption>The toilet tissue is obviously for drying the tears of mirth when reading that book</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-21T14:37:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/20/the-suns-goes-down-on-the-bathroom-scales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120119-00789.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120119-00789</image:title><image:caption>Sunset over Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T19:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/19/baileys-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/crawley-20120115-00787.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crawley-20120115-00787</image:title><image:caption>The Baileywick of Gatwick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-20T14:47:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/18/poster-notes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kensington-and-chelsea-20120113-00779.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kensington and Chelsea-20120113-00779</image:title><image:caption>A sign of the times?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-17T23:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/17/baby-im-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nice-20120115-00788.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice-20120115-00788</image:title><image:caption>Saves buying another ticket as well, and you can't hear them crying</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-17T07:46:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/16/closing-in-on-a-grape-escape/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120113-00780.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120113-00780</image:title><image:caption>Could temperance be described as a grape escape?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-16T08:02:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/14/eccentric-earls-court/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kensington-and-chelsea-20120113-00783.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kensington and Chelsea-20120113-00783</image:title><image:caption>How  a moustache and beard could look if not ravaged by public schoolboy bullies</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-15T11:15:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/15/tv-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kensington-and-chelsea-20120114-00785.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kensington and Chelsea-20120114-00785</image:title><image:caption>Lights, camera,........shopping</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-15T20:11:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/13/miss-piggy-rules/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-13T08:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/12/flight-of-fancy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/grasse-20111230-00733.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grasse-20111230-00733</image:title><image:caption>Anthony Bay in full flight, as it were</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T12:18:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/11/the-big-picture-arrives/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-12T09:56:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/09/wild-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120108-00770.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120108-00770</image:title><image:caption>Towards st Tropez from Gourdon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-09T16:14:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/08/long-tailed-tit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120107-00769.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120107-00769</image:title><image:caption>That nice decorators bird sanctuary, home to a long taled tit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-08T08:06:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/07/wrong-shaped-logs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/valbonne-20120106-00768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20120106-00768</image:title><image:caption>The wrong shape of log, apparently</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-25T14:49:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/06/book-planely-disliked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/grasse-20111230-00732.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grasse-20111230-00732</image:title><image:caption>The Wingco adjusting pages of my book to suit his purpose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-06T11:53:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/05/vegetarians-not-welcome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20111223-00689.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111223-00689</image:title><image:caption>Not sure of the middle it, but at the bottom the message is clear for vegetarians</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-05T06:55:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/04/golf-in-deepest-winter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120103-00761.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120103-00761</image:title><image:caption>St Donat Golf Course, the view from the terrace</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-04T07:47:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/03/an-apology-no-a-statement-of-regret/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img-20120101-00747.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20120101-00747</image:title><image:caption>A view from the hills behind Gourdon down to the sea at Cannes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-03T21:10:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/02/snow-found-in-gourdon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gourdon-20120101-00759.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gourdon-20120101-00759</image:title><image:caption>Wingco finds a new friend</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-02T20:12:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2012/01/01/book-penetration/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/book-abuse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book abuse</image:title><image:caption>Now, what is happening here?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-01T10:13:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/31/a-literary-travesty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img-20111230-00719.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111230-00719</image:title><image:caption>The Nazi's were famous for burning literature, but as you can see the practice is alive and festering in the public schoolboy fraternity </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T11:22:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/30/fed-up-with-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/xmas-2011-003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Xmas 2011 003</image:title><image:caption>One up to Santa!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/xmas-2011-004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Xmas 2011 004</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T20:08:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/29/jacobs-creek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img-20111228-00703.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111228-00703</image:title><image:caption>Driftwood on the beach near Antibes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T09:22:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/28/full-but-not-in-a-nice-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img-20111217-00676.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111217-00676</image:title><image:caption>So, whats happening here then?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-28T07:44:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/27/happy-drunk-im-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img-20111226-00700.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111226-00700</image:title><image:caption>Cipieres in  the sunshine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T08:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/26/fire-breathing-moths/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img-20111217-00675.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111217-00675</image:title><image:caption>Christmas lights at the Valbonnaise</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-26T21:35:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/25/christmas-eve-in-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img-20111223-00695.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111223-00695</image:title><image:caption>Valbonne Square at night</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-25T11:08:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/24/hey-santa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img-20111223-00693-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111223-00693 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Christmas market in Valbonne</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-24T14:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/23/church-emerges-from-darkness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/church-light.jpg</image:loc><image:title>church light</image:title><image:caption>Valbonne church in the limelight</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-23T08:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/22/walking-in-a-winter-wonderland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mandelieu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mandelieu</image:title><image:caption>A fab day in winter on the Cote d'Azur</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-22T16:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/21/granny-racing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/granny-racing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>granny racing</image:title><image:caption>Christmas party games, a new twist in place of twister?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-21T17:43:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/20/hokey-cokey-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hokey-cockey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hokey cockey</image:title><image:caption>Well, is it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-26T11:39:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/19/bing-crosby-sarkozy-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sarko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sarko</image:title><image:caption>Is Bing Crosby's secret lovechild really the President of France?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-19T14:31:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/18/teenage-mistral-madness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/blue-sky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue sky</image:title><image:caption>Blue sky in the Valmasque forest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-17T17:16:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/17/postmans-problem-at-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/post.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post</image:title><image:caption>Nice parking</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T21:21:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/16/hugh-grant-spotted-in-london-pub/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kensington-and-chelsea-20111214-00597.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kensington and Chelsea-20111214-00597</image:title><image:caption>Hugh Grant outside a Kensington pub wity</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T21:39:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/15/more-on-an-orange-theme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pirate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pirate</image:title><image:caption>Cat lovers, look away now</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-14T18:11:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/14/carrot-faced-smurfs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/smurfs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smurfs</image:title><image:caption>Which one is papa smurf?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-14T08:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/13/new-use-for-oranges/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lisa-and-melis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lisa and Melis</image:title><image:caption>Christmas oranges will never be the same again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img-20110728-00106-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20110728-00106 (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T04:40:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/12/girls-xmas-lunch-gets-out-of-hand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/girls-xmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>girls xmas</image:title><image:caption>Oh dear oh dear oh dear</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-12T12:42:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/12/jolly-green-giant-delays-appearance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hygene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hygene</image:title><image:caption>Wise words indeed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-12T04:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/10/yellow-suede-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/valmasque-morning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valmasque morning</image:title><image:caption>A crisp winters morning in the Valmasque forest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-12T05:09:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/09/et-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/valbonne-church.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valbonne church</image:title><image:caption>Is it me or can I see the ghostly form of ET? look at the picture on a small screen and you may see what I mean</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-10T08:45:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/08/thatcherism-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thatchers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thatchers</image:title><image:caption>Roof repairs, Kenyan style</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thatchers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thatchers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-08T07:03:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/06/talking-turtle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/turtle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle</image:title><image:caption>Bit of a flap on</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-07T06:41:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/06/lime-green-golf-sensation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/papa-remos-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>papa remos 2</image:title><image:caption>Phew, what a scorcher</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-06T04:27:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/05/tusker-tusker-tusker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/papa-remos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>papa remos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-05T03:11:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/04/tesco-dave-and-harrods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mapengos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mapengos</image:title><image:caption>Mapengos at Turtle Bay, Watamu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tesco-dave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tesco Dave</image:title><image:caption>Harrods, Kenya next door to the Kenyan Tesco</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-04T05:06:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/03/only-one-predator-on-the-golf-course/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/golf-and-tusker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golf and tusker</image:title><image:caption>a tusker bear, the weel named local brew, sitting ready for action on the terrace at the 19th hole of Vippingo Ridge</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-04T05:08:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/02/4619/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/is-and-masai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>is and masai</image:title><image:caption>Has he any idea how much trouble he is getting into here? not with me, with her.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-03T12:56:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/12/01/somali-pirate-threat-a-joke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/me-and-pirate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me and pirate</image:title><image:caption>A couple of pirates together</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T05:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/29/beach-discussions-a-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tuk-tuk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuk tuk</image:title><image:caption>Pole position, but the eventual distance of the win was over 300 yards.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/oceon-sports.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oceon sports</image:title><image:caption>In depth discussions; How deep is the sea?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-08T17:40:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/30/beached-by-the-sun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/watamu-spur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>watamu spur</image:title><image:caption>The sand bar at Watamu Beach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pourra-piri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pourra piri</image:title><image:caption>Time for a sun downer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-03T13:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/28/birds-on-the-run/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ostriches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ostriches</image:title><image:caption>A few birds I found on safari</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-03T13:04:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/27/4589/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/zebras.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zebras</image:title><image:caption>The first wildlife I have seen in Africa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-27T03:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/26/big-cats-or-big-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/max.jpg</image:loc><image:title>max</image:title><image:caption>Max with those eyebrows</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-26T21:34:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/25/balls-up-on-the-cover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/book-cover-final-for-lulu1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Book cover final for Lulu</image:title><image:caption>Left knee or left gonad? you decide</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-25T16:59:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/24/4568/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/valbonne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne</image:title><image:caption>The view of the early morning autumn sunshine from my house over the Val du Cubert .</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-24T21:56:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/23/a-smashing-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glasses</image:title><image:caption>See any that match?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-23T04:29:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/22/colour-non-coordination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/matt-f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>matt f</image:title><image:caption>No, no and no.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-22T14:53:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/21/taylor-made-for-golf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/taylor-made.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taylor Made</image:title><image:caption>Taylor made for Miss England</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img-20111120-00507-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111120-00507 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Taylor Made for Miss England</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-21T15:24:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/20/master-modeller/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/master-mundell-snow-sowman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>master mundell snow sowman</image:title><image:caption>I hope the head does not come off in his hands....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-19T13:05:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/19/potting-the-pink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/auumn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auumn</image:title><image:caption>Autumnal colours in the Valmasque</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/autumn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-24T17:17:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/17/put-a-cork-in-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cork-oak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cork oak</image:title><image:caption>A cork oak. Should be enough corks to last a week or two there</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-17T07:04:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/16/snow-on-them-there-hills/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/valbonne-20111114-00495.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valbonne-20111114-00495</image:title><image:caption>The first snows</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-15T22:44:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/15/summer-in-the-cote-dazur-available-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/book-cover-final-for-lulu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Book cover final for Lulu</image:title><image:caption>What a good looking chap. I bet he has written a book perfect for Christmas presents</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-14T22:17:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/14/master-mariner-in-iceberg-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mundell-snowman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mundell snowman</image:title><image:caption>Master Mariner Mundell being mundane</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-14T07:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/13/a-damaging-frost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/frosts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frosts</image:title><image:caption>Early Frost?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T12:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/12/style-guru-in-church-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/issy-muddy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>issy muddy</image:title><image:caption>On the left edge of this photo is some wood washed up showing the level reached last weekend, on the right is the more normal level</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-16T21:47:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/11/600th-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/westminster-20111110-00482.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Westminster-20111110-00482</image:title><image:caption>Santa Clause falling on hard times?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-11T00:35:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/10/fridge-refuses-to-shine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/otway-and-is.jpg</image:loc><image:title>otway and Is</image:title><image:caption>No, you should do it this way</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-10T09:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/09/brandy-snaps-at-your-heels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/steve-frost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve frost</image:title><image:caption>s it just me or does Stephen Frost look like he could be Alistair Darlings love child? he has good literary taste don't you think?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-17T10:52:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/07/the-book-launch-lunch-arrives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/frost-and-otway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frost and Otway</image:title><image:caption>John Otway and Stephen Frost plan my downfall in the pav</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-15T04:38:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/08/beware-of-the-flowers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brague-flood-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brague flood 2</image:title><image:caption>The Brague in full flood</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-08T17:43:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/06/banjo-and-the-flood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brague-flood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brague flood</image:title><image:caption>Banjo, here's the tennis ball, now fetch!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-06T21:20:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/05/erring-on-the-side-of-caution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/snowman2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowman2</image:title><image:caption>Two little boys with a new toy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-07T11:25:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/04/whats-the-time-mr-wolf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brague.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brague</image:title><image:caption>My favourite river, the Brague flowing through the Valmasque forest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-04T11:25:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/03/great-way-to-get-rid-of-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cau</image:title><image:caption>Argentinian cowboy with no idea how to spell</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T10:16:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/02/g20-and-the-france-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/vallauris-20111030-00440.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vallauris-20111030-00440</image:title><image:caption>If the cost of eating here does not make you vomit, then prolonged staring at this would work for me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-02T07:43:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/11/01/pieces-of-eight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wrestling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wrestling</image:title><image:caption>Two older chaps who should know better having a cuddle on our living room floor.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:20:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/31/john-otway-to-lecture-in-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nounou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nounou</image:title><image:caption>A cobra made largely from the petals of pine cones. Whatever will the French think of next?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-31T13:14:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/30/nice-lady-decorator-reads-book-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chris-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris book</image:title><image:caption>Looks like a very fine read to me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T12:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/29/literary-neighbourhood-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/red-bush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red bush</image:title><image:caption>Saw this in the Valmasque</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T12:40:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/28/mildred-in-wig-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/misty-milsted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>misty milsted</image:title><image:caption>Either Mildred is gently rubbing the Wingco's forehead, or is covering his eyes to protect him from the spectacle that is occurring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T16:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/27/rock-god-omnipotent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/robert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robert</image:title><image:caption>Tuck your shirt in boy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-27T08:43:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/26/ark-building-time-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rain</image:title><image:caption>God overdoing the rain bit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-25T18:38:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/25/declension-stay-behind-afterwards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/snowman21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowman2</image:title><image:caption>snowman with phallus, by popular demand</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-25T19:23:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/24/snowman-mystery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/snowman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowman</image:title><image:caption>Nice snowman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/snowman2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowman2</image:title><image:caption>Happy snowman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-24T06:53:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/23/more-hits-than-michael-jackson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/trailer1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trailer</image:title><image:caption>This is days of hard labour, outrageous on a Saturday, a day near to a day of rest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/trailer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trailer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-25T09:10:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/22/temperance-temporary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/st-trop-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>st Trop beach</image:title><image:caption>A beach arcade just outside Cinquante Cinq in St Tropez</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-22T08:00:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/21/mona-lisa-spotted-in-valbonne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/is-ans-mel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>is ans mel</image:title><image:caption>The Mona Lisa smiling engrammaticly whilst that nice lady decorator cackles incessantly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-21T06:16:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/20/crimewatch-star-on-golf-course/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/beard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard</image:title><image:caption>so called Annoying Facial Hair, I think its nice</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-25T18:10:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/19/annoying-facial-hair-shock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mark-g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mark g</image:title><image:caption>A picture worthy of Crimewatch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-19T02:05:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/18/the-art-of-delegation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/st-trop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>St Trop</image:title><image:caption>I like the idea of the small plastic table</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-18T06:26:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/17/fish-and-strip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rusty-nose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rusty nose</image:title><image:caption>Guess who? That spoon is a great disguise</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-17T06:34:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/16/accuracy-of-column-questioned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea</image:title><image:caption>Sea,I told you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T16:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/15/cat-alarm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat</image:title><image:caption>Cat on a hot tin roof?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T06:03:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/14/tennis-and-a-naked-politician/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rusty-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rusty pants</image:title><image:caption>Guess who?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-25T13:45:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/13/hells-angle-scary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pamplona-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pamplona beach</image:title><image:caption>Pamplona beach empty</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-12T20:25:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/12/the-idle-rich-at-play-if-i-remember-correctly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img-20111010-003491.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111010-00349</image:title><image:caption>The wingco and the naked politician get on down</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img-20110809-00126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20110809-00126</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img-20111010-00349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111010-00349</image:title><image:caption>the wingco and the naked politician get on down</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T17:41:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/11/downhill-from-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rusty-again1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rusty again</image:title><image:caption>Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rusty-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rusty again</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T13:19:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/10/sheep-rears-its-pretty-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cinquante.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cinquante</image:title><image:caption>Cinquante cinq in St Tropez. Is it called that because the minimum you can pay is 55 Euros?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T06:11:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/09/carbon-footprint-or-bumprint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rusty-and-is.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rusty and Is</image:title><image:caption>Had to crop this significantly in order to remove the face of the naked politician. Also had to enlarge it somewhat for other reasons that I cannot into here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-09T09:54:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/08/nautisports-not-very-naughty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/yucca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yucca</image:title><image:caption>Yucca in flower</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-07T17:12:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/06/launch-lunch-latest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bev.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bev</image:title><image:caption>Bev the biker with pussy looking on</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T15:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/07/pomegranates-versus-seagulls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pomegranate-older.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pomegranate older</image:title><image:caption>Pomegranates nearing perfection</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-07T14:27:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/05/cinquante-cinq-for-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/schooner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schooner</image:title><image:caption>Maybe the sails were out for mending or something.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-05T06:53:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/04/seagull-in-blow-job-shocker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rusty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rusty</image:title><image:caption>The naked politician, thankfully not naked at this moment</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-04T07:43:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/03/otway-in-brandy-drinking-shocker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/otway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>otway</image:title><image:caption>Mr Otway blows in the ear of his glass blower</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-04T19:18:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/02/whodunnit-no-idea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/england.jpg</image:loc><image:title>england</image:title><image:caption>England experiences summer in autumn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-03T09:01:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/30/frost-and-otway-to-attend-launch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pride</image:title><image:caption>The worship of beer, with no holding back</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-21T20:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/10/01/mousetrapped/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/st-g2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>st g2</image:title><image:caption>The gorge at St Guillaume Les Deserts</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-01T07:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/29/jehovah-to-the-rescue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/port-de-la-rague.jpg</image:loc><image:title>port de la rague</image:title><image:caption>Port de la Rague taken by a rogue</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-29T05:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/28/work-commitments-in-place-of-leisure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/peachy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peachy</image:title><image:caption>Now eat up your greens young man</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-27T14:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/27/she-went-hemispherical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vide-gren.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vide gren</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-26T17:31:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/26/caught-in-the-mousetrap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/loungers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loungers</image:title><image:caption>His and hers matching siesta help pack</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-26T07:11:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/25/barking-well-he-is-welsh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if the little chap is comfortable?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T00:06:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/24/sheep-dog-trials/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tim-and-greg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim and greg</image:title><image:caption>will that be all sir?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-24T09:56:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/23/away-in-a-danger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cannes-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cannes again</image:title><image:caption>I hope that are all wearing lots of sun tan cream</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-23T14:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/22/mogs-triumph/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/greg-drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greg drinking</image:title><image:caption>Greg Harris practising what looks like a blow job</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-22T08:09:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/21/the-literary-launch-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wingo-sailing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wingo sailing</image:title><image:caption>Altogether now; We are sailing....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-20T14:23:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/20/chocs-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pom-poms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pom poms</image:title><image:caption>Wags and pom poms on a spare rib</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/exocet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exocet</image:title><image:caption>L'Exocet roaring to victory in the Bistro Rally</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-20T12:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/19/salty-sea-dogs-a-kind-of-burger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/castellane-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>castellane street</image:title><image:caption>An early example of urban sprawl?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-19T10:41:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/18/church-builder-deranged/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/castellane-top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>castellane top</image:title><image:caption>My legd ache. View from the top of Notre Dame du Roc</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/castellane-bottom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>castellane bottom</image:title><image:caption>I know, lets build a church on the top of that rock, then any number of mugs or religious nuts will want to walk up it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-18T20:51:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/17/brewski-or-bruceski/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bluebell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bluebell</image:title><image:caption>Bluebell, ready to rock</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-18T14:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/16/ear-chewed-due-to-grim-comment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wingco-light-shade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wingco light shade</image:title><image:caption>Life is about light and shade, beautifully illustrated by this picture of the wingco with his head in a light socket</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-16T06:24:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/15/feeling-grim/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/arches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arches</image:title><image:caption>I may have to get that nice lady decorator to run up the top with some cement</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-17T20:12:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/14/humping-a-mountfield/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/train-view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>train view</image:title><image:caption>Looking a bit autumnal to me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-13T18:52:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/13/new-roller-spigot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pool-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pool girls</image:title><image:caption>I think it needs a new roller spigott</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-13T12:37:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/12/accrington-stanley-asti-spumanti/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/asti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asti</image:title><image:caption>A northern tipple</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-12T10:51:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/11/memory-stick-works/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/seaside2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seaside2</image:title><image:caption>A short stop on then way back from the airport</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/seaside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seaside</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-11T07:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/10/a-commuter-speaks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/woods.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woods</image:title><image:caption>The Valmasque forest in Mougins</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-10T10:52:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/09/an-author-writes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids</image:title><image:caption>Kids drinking my wine </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-10T08:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/08/beaten-with-a-frying-pan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/menthe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>menthe</image:title><image:caption>Le Menthe Deuce at Mougins</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T10:34:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me/2011/09/07/pomegranate-grenades/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://valbonnenews.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pomegranates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pomegranates</image:title><image:caption>The grenades that did not get let off....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-07T17:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://valbonnenews.me</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2023-10-25T01:58:01+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
